BitaTruble
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Joined: 1/12/2006 From: Texas Status: offline
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Curl up on his lap with a cup of hot cocoa and have him read scary stories to you. He can make you sit at the table until all your dinner is gone making sure to serve you a big portion of a food you hate..lima beans or liver or whatever. Give you baths in cold water. Make you do homework. Make you play hide and go seek and you always have to be "it". He can build a clubhouse then not let you in because you're too young for the club. He can leave you with a mean babysitter while he goes out with his buddies and does 'grown up' stuff. Make you wear clothes that don't match and have your shoes on the wrong feet. Damn it, Jim, I am sadist not a daddy. Welcome back and this post is a present for your daddy..make sure he gets it. ;D Love, Bita
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"Oh, so it's just like Rock, paper, scissors." He laughed. "You are the wisest woman I know."
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