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shivvy -> RE: The last Word (7/27/2006 7:39:36 AM)

Raven Sir... for somebody with such a low self esteem as Yourself... i woz just on my way to console You too.. looks at all the little black dots far below her... thinks to herself, if i had a magnifying glass, i would swear they woz little people

edited coz of appalling spelling... again[:(]




Bearlee -> RE: The last Word (7/27/2006 7:44:22 AM)

 

'scoots' chair outside and tips over, putting the flame out before shivvy plunges down, accidently catching Raven's toe in the process.  The chair breaks, he drops the Word...and, with shivvy safely back on solid ground...skips off with the Last Word.  Again! 
 
heh heh heh




Evanesce -> RE: The last Word (7/27/2006 7:50:13 AM)

[image]http://i103.photobucket.com/albums/m131/evanesce2u/Lastword.jpg[/image]

Hahahaha!  Now I've got the last word, and it's hanging on my bedroom wall.  Steal it, if you dare!!!




shivvy -> RE: The last Word (7/27/2006 7:52:58 AM)

stealing is just wrong[:(]..
 
LIBERATES last word from Evanesce bedroom wall and does a runner down the road, hoping and skipping and singing thanks to bearlee [:D]




Evanesce -> RE: The last Word (7/27/2006 7:58:14 AM)

:: Chases shivvy down and tackles her mid-street.  Sees large truck coming and leaps out of the way in the nick of time, dragging the terrified shivvy with her.  Snatches back the word, returns home and superglues the ORIGINAL last word to her bedroom wall.  Tells rottweiler to eat anyone who tries to steal it. ::




Bearlee -> RE: The last Word (7/27/2006 7:58:45 AM)

 
<considers what Raven would do and runs a string across the road tripping shivvy and nicely catching the Last Word as the girl drops it in her fall and wanders off huming what EVER that song was shivvy was singing...>

Edited to add:

Wakes up from her day-dream about what Raven would do...and sees Denise run off with The Word.  Stops at the butcher's place on the way for a big ol' meaty bone and distracts the dog while using a saw's all to cut the Last Word down; tosses it in her truck and speeds off...watching the doggie enjoy his bone.




shivvy -> RE: The last Word (7/27/2006 8:12:12 AM)

<<< gets her cardboard cut-out of a naked Raven off of "worlds most georgous", and as Bearlee looses control and crashes car into big jelly i put there earlier, grabs last word, and skips down road as fast as he legs can carry her...




Evanesce -> RE: The last Word (7/27/2006 8:17:22 AM)

::  Pays off police to capture shivvy on charges of illegal jelly dumping and inciting a riot with the naked Raven cutout.  Reclaims last word from stolen property room, goes home and gives dog a stern talking to about taking bones from strangers, and locks Last Word in the vault. ::




Bearlee -> RE: The last Word (7/27/2006 8:19:11 AM)

 
<cries UNFAIR!!! as she licks jelly off Raven's cardboard chin...and sighs deeply, going off into dreamy land, again.>




Tamerofwild1s -> RE: The last Word (7/27/2006 8:26:17 AM)

*breaks out my jimmy neutron super vault opening ray with attachable rottie immobilizer and fires of a blast freezing dog in place and popping vault open . reaches in takes last word out and dives out the window before evanesence can figure out who did it . runs away after leaving a note in vault that reads Bearlee was here :P*




shivvy -> RE: The last Word (7/27/2006 8:31:51 AM)

<<< recognising Tamers font, so not falling for His devilishly evil plan, resorts to feminie guiles and shows off her boobs. as Tamer's jaw drops to the floor and acts as an anchor, runs over and says "thank You Sir", as she removes the last word from His evil clutches, and again skips into the the warm hazey afternoon sunshine, sing a song about righting wrongs..




SavageFaerie -> RE: The last Word (7/27/2006 9:49:22 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: shivvy

Raven Sir... for somebody with such a low self esteem as Yourself... i woz just on my way to console You too.. looks at all the little black dots far below her... thinks to herself, if i had a magnifying glass, i would swear they woz little people

edited coz of appalling spelling... again[:(]


That was me ROFL.....and my faerie friends and we have the last word and its so tiny no one else can see it...flutters way




sleazybutterfly -> RE: The last Word (7/27/2006 10:14:09 AM)

A Butterfly can fly soooo much faster than a Faerie....
 
butterfly...breezes by faerie...grabbing the last word..taking and hiding it in a field of wildflowers.....
 
Safe forevermore.




crouchingtigress -> RE: The last Word (7/27/2006 10:37:19 AM)

Hides behind a tree as flutters hides the last word waits till she is gone and then snags it backkk
 
brings it home and mounts it under high security glass with 4 pit pulls guarding it.
 
btw morning all.




chantrea -> RE: The last Word (7/27/2006 10:54:42 AM)

*throws the pit bulls some nice steak, liberating the last word and scooting off with it*

i win i win... heheheheh




Bearlee -> RE: The last Word (7/27/2006 11:34:13 AM)

 
...trips chantrea while she's scooting, and snags the last word AGAIN, while saying a magic spell to return it to it's proper size; tucks it snuggly into a saddle bag, calls over the winged unicorn, mounts and throws an invisibility cloke over them both...and flies off to the hills with her bounty; the Last Word!




crouchingtigress -> RE: The last Word (7/27/2006 1:36:57 PM)

*peers deeply into the crystal ball, sees the beutiful bearlee on a flying horse under cover, hatches a plan*
 
gathers 12 doves
begins 3 month training of them
instructs one to act as if he has a broken wing
instrcts 10 of the others to look for and learn to snag invisible cloak
instructs one to snage the last word
 
waits till the full moon
 
walks to a feild and sets her plan in action
 
the birds return with the last word and the cloak
 
she takes the cloak hides in in an oak,
 
sees a leprecaun whoes pipe she takes a smoke
 
which of course makes her choke
 
and almost croak...
 
but she survives and puts the last word into a bubble floating high in the sky with a magic spell around it that cause one to instantly have frizzy hair and bad breath if they try to touch it....
 
Ha!




Bearlee -> RE: The last Word (7/27/2006 1:57:27 PM)

 
DANG!!!  Foiled again...
 
slinks off to wait for that bubble to dry up and burst... mumbling something about crouching tigresses who smoke in oaks with leprecaun pals.




litleone8620 -> RE: The last Word (7/27/2006 2:08:24 PM)

While the rest of you were frolicking and going after the Last Word, i was sleeping, and off slaving at work, like a 'normal' person. But what you all didn't know was that i had the Last Word all along. The one you were chasing after was a fake.




crouchingtigress -> RE: The last Word (7/27/2006 2:12:00 PM)

waits in the tall grasses stalking bearlee who is stalking the bubble...
 
suddenly it begins to burst....
 
the laast word is tummbling to earth...
 
both women (who are naked btw in case anyone want s to enjoy this more...have at it!) lunge into the air....and then....


quote:

ORIGINAL: Bearlee


DANG!!!  Foiled again...
 
slinks off to wait for that bubble to dry up and burst... mumbling something about crouching tigresses who smoke in oaks with leprecaun pals.




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