Was Jesus a Zombie?

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Was Jesus a Zombie?

Absolutely

75% (6)

How dare thee handsome heretic wicked

25% (2)

Total Votes : 8

(last vote on : 4/17/2017 8:30:37 AM)
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WickedsDesire -> Was Jesus a Zombie? (4/16/2017 1:35:53 PM)
They burnt witches for a lot less you know.

Aylee -> RE: Was Jesus a Zombie? (4/16/2017 1:49:15 PM)
No. Next question.

WickedsDesire -> RE: Was Jesus a Zombie? (4/16/2017 2:17:56 PM)
Was he the son of God?

mnottertail -> RE: Was Jesus a Zombie? (4/16/2017 2:48:18 PM)
I dont think he was at first, but after the end of his life, sure.

WickedsDesire -> RE: Was Jesus a Zombie? (4/16/2017 3:06:52 PM)
The zombie or son of god malarkey?

Musicmystery -> RE: Was Jesus a Zombie? (4/16/2017 3:36:26 PM)
Every year there's one Easter Asshole. We almost made it through this year. But here you are.

WickedsDesire -> RE: Was Jesus a Zombie? (4/16/2017 4:06:47 PM)
Do you have an iota of proof he was the son of god and he returned from the realm of the dead Asshole?

s4MC -> RE: Was Jesus a Zombie? (4/16/2017 4:16:45 PM)
Yes, the mythological figure jesus was absolutely a zombie, a patient zero. Of course the religious fanatics will get upset if you mention the "z" word, just like they get upset whenever someone mentions jesus magic, because "it wasn't magic it was miracles (stamp foot)".

Musicmystery -> RE: Was Jesus a Zombie? (4/16/2017 4:18:50 PM)
Well, I'm neither a religious zealot nor upset. I do, however, think being a dick for no reason isn't necessary.

Musicmystery -> RE: Was Jesus a Zombie? (4/16/2017 4:19:56 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: WickedsDesire Do you have an iota of proof he was the son of god and he returned from the realm of the dead Asshole? I'm not claiming he did. I just don't see the need to go shitting on other people's holiday. Because that would be being an Asshole.

WickedsDesire -> RE: Was Jesus a Zombie? (4/16/2017 4:30:21 PM)
Have you even read the bible? I tend to think a mess crawls to its own corner, howls away like a mad shitting cunt and hurls its steaming wreckage all over the place, smearing the walls like some mad incoherent fuk, bereft of an iota of backing its own howling screeches up with a fact Why does the fictional zombie die on a different day each year - answer me that, and my initial questions - if you please. I thought Easter was all about the chocolate?

s4MC -> RE: Was Jesus a Zombie? (4/16/2017 4:30:52 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Musicmystery Well, I'm neither a religious zealot nor upset. I do, however, think being a dick for no reason isn't necessary. Your use of the phrase "Easter Asshole" for what is a common joke this time of year clearly shows you are upset, and closer to the fanatics than the moderates as the moderates join in this joke. That or you are just a dick yourself and are projecting?

WickedsDesire -> RE: Was Jesus a Zombie? (4/16/2017 4:34:16 PM)
s4MC so you are alluding to all of Christianity is some fictional mad zombie cult, of its rocker, and yet tries to claim the higher ground of morality, in between the brain feasts.....guffaws

Musicmystery -> RE: Was Jesus a Zombie? (4/16/2017 4:59:16 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: WickedsDesire Have you even read the bible? I tend to think a mess crawls to its own corner, howls away like a mad shitting cunt and hurls its steaming wreckage all over the place, smearing the walls like some mad incoherent fuk, bereft of an iota of backing its own howling screeches up with a fact Why does the fictional zombie die on a different day each year - answer me that, and my initial questions - if you please. I thought Easter was all about the chocolate? Yep. Read it. It's not about which religious beliefs are true or not. It's about deliberately being a dick or not. You've made your choice.

Musicmystery -> RE: Was Jesus a Zombie? (4/16/2017 5:00:27 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: s4MC quote: ORIGINAL: Musicmystery Well, I'm neither a religious zealot nor upset. I do, however, think being a dick for no reason isn't necessary. Your use of the phrase "Easter Asshole" for what is a common joke this time of year clearly shows you are upset, and closer to the fanatics than the moderates as the moderates join in this joke. That or you are just a dick yourself and are projecting? There are enough playground recess level arguments here. Just noting. Assholes look like assholes--one doesn't have to be upset to notice. I think we're done here. Enjoy.

WickedsDesire -> RE: Was Jesus a Zombie? (4/16/2017 5:58:51 PM)
So what are you are saying that zombie Jesus, son of god(s-you read shag all of the bible) existed or not? And you will back either statement up with a boscox fact? And then you go onto say that (religion)Christianity is not about religious beliefs. Do you take head pills?

Greta75 -> RE: Was Jesus a Zombie? (4/16/2017 6:04:36 PM)
FR Is Jesus considered a real official historical figure proven to have absolutely exist? Because it just occur to me that I went to a Christian school and they claim he is 100% legit real and real history stuffs. But I don't think secular schools teaches this.

thompsonx -> RE: Was Jesus a Zombie? (4/16/2017 6:06:10 PM)
ORIGINAL: s4MC Yes, the mythological figure jesus was absolutely a zombie, a patient zero. Of course the religious fanatics will get upset if you mention the "z" word, just like they get upset whenever someone mentions jesus magic, because "it wasn't magic it was miracles (stamp foot)". Ask a jesus phreque where heaven is and they will point skyward. So then jesus is a space alien right....double piss off.[:D]

thompsonx -> RE: Was Jesus a Zombie? (4/16/2017 6:23:36 PM)
ORIGINAL: Greta75 FR Is Jesus considered a real official historical figure proven to have absolutely exist? Because it just occur to me that I went to a Christian school and they claim he is 100% legit real and real history stuffs. But I don't think secular schools teaches this. Thomas aquinas addressed this quite some time ago. You must have spent your time in christian school smokin' fags in the shit house.

WinsomeDefiance -> RE: Was Jesus a Zombie? (4/16/2017 6:34:57 PM)
Christians believe he is God made flesh...."in the beginning was the Word, and the word was with God and the Word was God and the Word became flesh and dwelt among men..." There is also some theological discussions regarding the creation of man; ..."He created man in his own image..." not that we (humanity) were created to look like God, but that our spirit, soul whatever you want to call it was what made us in his image, i.e. Spiritual beings. If this holds true, and men are spiritually made in the image of God and if The Word (Who is God), became flesh and dwelt among men - then yes he was a spiritually enlightened being. Which all humanity would be as well, or might eventually be. This, however is one theological supposition. Was Jesus a Zombie? Not in the George A Romero style. Christians believe he died and was resurrected 3 days later, before ascending (returning to the spiritual realm.). Although prior to his death he did symbolize the eating of his flesh and drinking of his blood in remembrance of him. There is that.

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