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WickedsDesire -> North Korea claims CIA plot to kill Kim Jong-un (5/5/2017 3:48:13 AM)

North Korea claims CIA plot to kill Kim Jong-un

US and South Korean agents are plotting to kill North Korean leader Kim Jong-un, state media report.
A statement by the ministry of state security said a terrorist group backed by the CIA and South Korea's intelligence agency had entered the country to attack with a bio-chemical substance.

It said North Korea would find and "mercilessly destroy" the terrorists.
It comes amid high tensions in the region.

The statement, carried by North Korean news agency KCNA, said the alleged plot included the use of "biochemical substances including radioactive substance and nano poisonous substance".
The results would be visible after six to 12 months, it said.

A recent war of words between the West and Pyongyang has escalated in recent weeks, with North Korea threatening to carry out a sixth nuclear test.


Kim Jong Il in Team America - Hans Blix




RottenJohnny -> RE: North Korea claims CIA plot to kill Kim Jong-un (5/5/2017 4:18:45 AM)

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The statement, carried by North Korean news agency KCNA, said the alleged plot included the use of "biochemical substances including radioactive substance and nano poisonous substance".

And just what is "nano poisonous" supposed to mean?




WhoreMods -> RE: North Korea claims CIA plot to kill Kim Jong-un (5/5/2017 4:31:23 AM)


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ORIGINAL: WickedsDesire
The statement, carried by North Korean news agency KCNA, said the alleged plot included the use of "biochemical substances including radioactive substance and nano poisonous substance".

And just what is "nano poisonous" supposed to mean?

I rather suspect it means that Kim Jong Un has been watching some Star Trek lately: they were always on about stuff being nano this that or t'other in TNG, weren't they?




RottenJohnny -> RE: North Korea claims CIA plot to kill Kim Jong-un (5/5/2017 4:40:13 AM)

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ORIGINAL: RottenJohnny
And just what is "nano poisonous" supposed to mean?

I rather suspect it means that Kim Jong Un has been watching some Star Trek lately: they were always on about stuff being nano this that or t'other in TNG, weren't they?

I'm trying to imagine what Star Trek must sound like through Kim's translator...and it's hilarious.




WickedsDesire -> RE: North Korea claims CIA plot to kill Kim Jong-un (5/5/2017 4:47:01 AM)

TOS star trek the original is actually showing on the horror channel UK 6pm weekdays at the moment. By a bizarre coincidence last night episode was the 2nd Appearance of Mudd and i couldn't help thinking of trump and why I am thinking about "V" now guffaws

Team America is also worth a watch

How to kiss a woman by Captain Kirk remind you of anyone?




RottenJohnny -> RE: North Korea claims CIA plot to kill Kim Jong-un (5/5/2017 4:59:11 AM)

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How to kiss a woman by Captain Kirk

And she totally fell in love with him. It's funny how some women like that stuff.




WhoreMods -> RE: North Korea claims CIA plot to kill Kim Jong-un (5/5/2017 5:03:23 AM)


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ORIGINAL: RottenJohnny

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ORIGINAL: WhoreMods
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ORIGINAL: RottenJohnny
And just what is "nano poisonous" supposed to mean?

I rather suspect it means that Kim Jong Un has been watching some Star Trek lately: they were always on about stuff being nano this that or t'other in TNG, weren't they?

I'm trying to imagine what Star Trek must sound like through Kim's translator...and it's hilarious.

Honourable Leader! Pale robot who face match him jumpsuit say that robot people cube is run by nanotechnology! Bald Englishman say "Make it so" again! No, Honourable Leader, I not know what "make it so" mean, but am sure I have heard of nanotechnology: was on old Robin Williams science fiction series from before your time,...




RottenJohnny -> RE: North Korea claims CIA plot to kill Kim Jong-un (5/5/2017 5:16:51 AM)

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ORIGINAL: WhoreMods
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ORIGINAL: RottenJohnny
I'm trying to imagine what Star Trek must sound like through Kim's translator...and it's hilarious.

Honourable Leader! Pale robot who face match him jumpsuit say that robot people cube is run by nanotechnology! Bald Englishman say "Make it so" again! No, Honourable Leader, I not know what "make it so" mean, but am sure I have heard of nanotechnology: was on old Robin Williams science fiction series from before your time,...

That was "nanu nanu". Not "nano nano". How old are you? [:)]




WhoreMods -> RE: North Korea claims CIA plot to kill Kim Jong-un (5/5/2017 5:27:46 AM)

Old enough to remember that one...
It may be a stretched joke, but the pronunciation is pretty similar, even if the spelling wasn't.
[;)]




MILFinchains -> RE: North Korea claims CIA plot to kill Kim Jong-un (5/5/2017 5:27:50 AM)

At least "nano poison" is a step up from the exploding cigars of the Castro era...

But why involve all that biochemical geewhizzery...?
Surely a man with a good rifle and a steady hand, would be simpler.

I'm pretty sure that the Firm has contingency plans in place, in case they are tasked to knock off any given world leaders, captains of industry and anyone else who becomes inconvenient.




RottenJohnny -> RE: North Korea claims CIA plot to kill Kim Jong-un (5/5/2017 5:44:13 AM)

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ORIGINAL: MILFinchains
At least "nano poison" is a step up from the exploding cigars of the Castro era...

But why involve all that biochemical geewhizzery...?
Surely a man with a good rifle and a steady hand, would be simpler.

It does seem a little "Rube Goldberg", doesn't it?


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I'm pretty sure that the Firm has contingency plans in place...

Otherwise, why am I paying taxes?




WickedsDesire -> RE: North Korea claims CIA plot to kill Kim Jong-un (5/5/2017 9:35:26 AM)

Cant someone just poke the fat NK turd with a Russian brolly (umbrella). hell just give his a glass of Flint tap water - look seriously has anyone heard from anyone in Flint recently?

Nano Technology will not end well - this obsession with it puzzles me - and its probably on the how the world will end list - now was that the grey goo one?

cant find a decent replicator clip :( https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oq8EoWZk5Tw







Termyn8or -> RE: North Korea claims CIA plot to kill Kim Jong-un (5/5/2017 12:45:17 PM)

Well the US is known to have assassinated their President Diem years ago.

T^T




bondageerone -> RE: North Korea claims CIA plot to kill Kim Jong-un (5/6/2017 11:34:33 AM)

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WickedsDesire -> RE: North Korea claims CIA plot to kill Kim Jong-un (5/6/2017 12:41:06 PM)

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i am sure I watched the first episode of orange is the new black and thought this is totally shit - why should I watch it




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