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ORIGINAL: Lucylastic scared little snowflake? Trump's comin' to GITCHA little princess snowflake Reminds me of a true story I was sitting in a little local burger joint with my owned girl, and I saw this old guy come in the door with his wife. I pointed him out to my girl, because he looked so much like a turtle He had a big long beaked nose, a total hunchback, his head stuck out over his body in the strangest way, and his grey hair was combed to a point over his forehead Therefore I call him "Turtleman" Turtleman's wife went to the counter to make their order, and Turtleman commenced to looking around the restaurant He spied a young family sitting right next to us, a mom and a dad, and a little boy and a little girl who was about five years old Turtleman walked straight up to the young family's table, put both hands on it, and leaned over to the little girl and asked her very loudly, "You ever been gator fishing little girl?" "Noooo...." replied the little girl in a nervous little voice "You know what they use for gator bait, little girl?" "Noooo" said the little girl, noticeably afraid Her dad looked just as scared and upset as his little girl did. Almost hysterical with fear Then Turtleman leaned in even closer and yelled into the little girl's face with an evil, raucous laugh, "LITTLE GIRLS!!!" Then still laughing, he walked away Her dad said, in his meek meterosexual little pansy voice, "Don't worry honey, he was only joking... I think" Funniest thing I have ever seen You actually thought this incident was funny? Of course he does: he spent a whole half hour inventing it, and he's very proud of it.
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