CaptR
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ORIGINAL: Lucylastic LMAO ok yes, Im laughing.... my most embarrassing, "getting" caught moment was with my "first love" in his mustang(1967 fully customised) so not a small car...but we were parked under a huge chestnut tree across from my house, indulging in some lust... theres a knock on the window, boyfriend winds down his window to see my dad standing there with a carving knife and fork, salt and pepper shakers, and said, "here, make a bloody meal of her" I stumbled out of the car, across the road into the house, red faced and frustrated from lack of nookie, he followed me into the house and said, Your dress is on inside out, change it round before you go and see your mother. I died for a week over that. then I got over it. I was 16 I was in a young lady's car parked at a steel fabrication plant parking lot in Houma, LA. not a stone's throw away from the dock when a knock on the window caught us by surprise. We'd apparently lost track of time and it happened this little Cajun vixen's father was coming to work there. The exchange went like this. "Girl, you'd better get on home." To which she replied "Daddy?" He looked at both of us naked in the back seat and said "Good mornin son, better let her get on home now, her momma's worried sick she didn't come home last night." I was very polite and said "yessir." He walked off, we got out of the car to get dressed (it was a Toyota) she walked me to the boat saying she'd pick me up with a girlfriend later that night to go dancing. I always wondered why that Coonass didn't try to kick my ass. I don't think I was the first young man he'd caught her with.
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