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AtUrCervix -> Best quote you ever heard / read... (5/30/2017 12:16:35 PM)

I've got a ton but...this one stands out:

"If a man empties his purse into his head, no one can take it from him."

Benjamin Franklin.



WhoreMods -> RE: Best quote you ever heard / read... (5/30/2017 12:28:44 PM)

In brightest day, in darkest night, no evil shall escape my sight...
(Alfred Bester)



Spiritedsub2 -> RE: Best quote you ever heard / read... (5/30/2017 12:57:54 PM)

Lately I've been drawn to a line in a Mary Oliver poem:

Tell me, what is it you plan to do with your one wild and precious life?



AtUrCervix -> RE: Best quote you ever heard / read... (5/30/2017 1:35:30 PM)

This one made me loaugh (have no idea who said it):

"If you don't sin, Jesus died for nothing"



Spiritedsub2 -> RE: Best quote you ever heard / read... (5/30/2017 1:46:34 PM)

Love that one!!



kiwisub22 -> RE: Best quote you ever heard / read... (5/30/2017 1:59:20 PM)

"They went with songs to the battle....
They were young"

is part of a poem "In Flanders Fields" written during the first world war, but it applies to life as well. The older I get, the more I feel that life can be a burden, with the young appreciating it more - or they are more naïve - or more hopeful.



peppermint -> RE: Best quote you ever heard / read... (5/30/2017 2:14:34 PM)

Just saw one over the weekend.

Men learn in 3 different ways
Some learn by reading
Some learn by observing
The others learn by peeing on the electric fence

I found this amusing for a reason. When Gary was young they moved to a horse ranch. His older brother told him to pee on the fence. He never forgot that lesson.



Wayward5oul -> RE: Best quote you ever heard / read... (5/30/2017 3:12:20 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: AtUrCervix

This one made me loaugh (have no idea who said it):

"If you don't sin, Jesus died for nothing"

I am SO stealing this!



MrRodgers -> RE: Best quote you ever heard / read... (5/30/2017 3:44:50 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: AtUrCervix

This one made me loaugh (have no idea who said it):

"If you don't sin, Jesus died for nothing"

I guess we had all, better get busy.



RottenJohnny -> RE: Best quote you ever heard / read... (5/31/2017 12:31:00 PM)


"Show me the most beautiful woman in the world and I'll show you a man who's bored with fucking her." ~Unknown



PyrotheClown -> RE: Best quote you ever heard / read... (5/31/2017 12:52:42 PM)

"I'm not a burn out,I'm just in between flames"
~Pyro the Clown



igor2003 -> RE: Best quote you ever heard / read... (5/31/2017 2:05:55 PM)

I used to have a foam rubber soda can holder with this on it: I can explain it to you, but I can't understand it for you.



Made2Obey -> RE: Best quote you ever heard / read... (5/31/2017 2:44:31 PM)

"Time is Mother Nature's way of keeping everything from happening at once."



AtUrCervix -> RE: Best quote you ever heard / read... (5/31/2017 3:26:06 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: MrRodgers


quote:

ORIGINAL: AtUrCervix

This one made me loaugh (have no idea who said it):

"If you don't sin, Jesus died for nothing"

I guess we had all, better get busy.


(S'wut I'm thinking!!!)



Wayward5oul -> RE: Best quote you ever heard / read... (5/31/2017 3:38:54 PM)

Humpty Dumpty was pushed.



tamaka -> RE: Best quote you ever heard / read... (5/31/2017 3:44:55 PM)

Be who you are and say what you feel,
Because those who mind don't matter,
And those who matter don't mind.

Dr. Seuss



Dvr22999874 -> RE: Best quote you ever heard / read... (5/31/2017 3:47:58 PM)

If death is so bad, why do they build walls around graveyards ?



AtUrCervix -> RE: Best quote you ever heard / read... (5/31/2017 9:09:29 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: Dvr22999874

If death is so bad, why do they build walls around graveyards ?


DOH!!!!

Everyone's dying to get in!!!!!



VirginSnowWhite -> RE: Best quote you ever heard / read... (6/1/2017 10:17:39 PM)

Love Yourself.

You Deserve More.



Wayward5oul -> RE: Best quote you ever heard / read... (6/2/2017 8:40:00 PM)

Arguing with an idiot is like playing chess with a pigeon. It will shit all over the board and strut around as if it won.



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