Edwird -> RE: North Korea says US 'mugged' its diplomats in New York (6/20/2017 2:22:29 AM)
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Don't forget about Edward the Confessor. I can only match up what I was told to say in my childhood in the confessional with whatever Ed might have confessed 1,000 years ago. "Bless me, Father, for I have sinned. It has been two weeks since my last confession, and boy do I have a boatload of sins to lay upon you." Confessor priest: "Well, Eddy, Son of Unready, successor to Cnut; there's some bad-ass named Billy the Bastard form Normandy who just opened up a big ole can of whoop-ass and has a bunch of ships headed this way." "I think your last two weeks of sin are the least of your concerns, here. You might do better just to hand it off to Harry, before the feathers fly." Ed-the-WTF: "But, I would have to die in order to hand it off to Harold." Priest: "Well, yeah. But that's the better option, to be honest."
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