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gooddogbenji -> RE: the D/s Commandments (7/27/2006 5:34:34 PM)
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I am the Lord your God, who brought you out of the land of Egypt, into the house of slavery; you shall have no other Lords before me. You shall not make for yourself an idol, whether in the form of anything that is in heaven above, or that is on the earth beneath, or that is in the water under the earth, or that makes me look like an oaf. You shall bow down to me and worship me; for I the Lord your God am a jealous God, punishing subbies for shits and giggles, to the third and the fourth flagellation of those who disobey me, but showing steadfast love and beatings to the thousandth flagellation of those who love me and keep my cum and mints. You shall not make wrongful use of the name of the Lord your God, for the Lord will not acquit anyone who misuses his name to get a spanking. Remember my birthday, and keep it holy. For six days you shall labour and do all your work. But the seventh day is a sabbath to the Lord your God; you shall do twice as much work—you, you son of a daughter, you male or female slave, you livestock, or you alien resident in your towns. For in six days the Lord made the slaves make heaven and earth, the sea, and all that is in them, but rested from beating them the seventh day; therefore the Lord blessed the sabbath day and consecrated it. Honour your Master and your Mistress, so that your days may be long in the toil that the Lord your God is giving you. You shall not murder without permission. You shall not commit adultery without videotaping it. You shall not steal any toys from the dungeon. You shall not bear false witness against your sister slave. You shall not covet your neighbour’s house; you shall not covet your neighbour’s knife, or male or female slave, or ox-play mask, or donkey harness, or anything that belongs to your neighbour.
Yours,
benji
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