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WickedsDesire -> Vatican outlaws gluten-free bread for Holy Communion (7/9/2017 1:03:39 PM)

Vatican outlaws gluten-free bread for Holy Communion and oddly not filling the wee boys with their spunk -its never wee girls is it

Bread used to celebrate the Eucharist during Roman Catholic Mass must not be gluten-free - although it may be made from genetically modified organisms, the Vatican has ruled.

In a letter to bishops, Cardinal Robert Sarah said the bread can be low-gluten.

But he said there must be enough protein in the wheat to make it without additives....like young boy spunk?

The new rules are needed because the bread is now sold in supermarkets and on the internet, the cardinal said.

Roman Catholics believe bread and wine served at the Eucharist are converted into the body and blood of Christ through a process known as transubstantiation.

Glossary of Roman Catholic terms
The wine used must also be "natural, from the fruit of the grape, pure and incorrupt, not mixed with other substances", said Cardinal Robert Sarah of the Vatican's Congregation for Divine Worship and the Discipline of the Sacraments.

The ruling was issued at the request of Pope Francis, the letter said.
There are about 1.2 billion Roman Catholics around the world.

any of you lot ever had the body of Christ anyway - tastes like a shit wafer




WhoreMods -> RE: Vatican outlaws gluten-free bread for Holy Communion (7/9/2017 1:17:40 PM)

What the hell does it matter what the host's made of? It transubstantiates, doesn't it?




WickedsDesire -> RE: Vatican outlaws gluten-free bread for Holy Communion (7/9/2017 1:36:29 PM)

Bizarre - look I didn't understand it - hypocrisy aside and dont get me started on the Transperambulation of pseudo cosmic anti-matter

But heh ho shag the wee boys (they did that after my time as an alter boy here, and many other places) but dont you dare have gluten free shit body of Christ wafers -genitalia genetically modified organs are allowed though.

live and learn huh!




Musicmystery -> RE: Vatican outlaws gluten-free bread for Holy Communion (7/9/2017 2:01:55 PM)

Because Jesus can change bread into his flesh, but gluten substitutes act like kryptonite, blocking his powers.




WinsomeDefiance -> RE: Vatican outlaws gluten-free bread for Holy Communion (7/9/2017 2:07:43 PM)

I admit I had an image of the girl from The Exorcist asking, "is that gluten free?"

You know it's a strong trend when the Vatican has to take council on the topic.




WhoreMods -> RE: Vatican outlaws gluten-free bread for Holy Communion (7/9/2017 2:26:18 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: Musicmystery

Because Jesus can change bread into his flesh, but gluten substitutes act like kryptonite, blocking his powers.

[:D]




MrRodgers -> RE: Vatican outlaws gluten-free bread for Holy Communion (7/9/2017 4:43:16 PM)

I guess the world needs more fat Catholics, or at least...more fat Italians.




WickedsDesire -> RE: Vatican outlaws gluten-free bread for Holy Communion (7/9/2017 5:12:58 PM)

for what purpose?




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