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I'm not supposed to cause pain. - 12/8/2004 5:15:27 PM

iwillserveu

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I’m heterosexual and did not enjoy the following.

I’ve got balance issues you can pray you never have in your worst nightmare. My quadriceps tightened up and my knees hurt. My weight ballooned up and I was coming from a workout at the YMCA so my knees are like, “Enough for today, thank you. You are falling down? We are going on break. Use your arms to break your fall.”

Did I mention this was in the locker room of the YMCA. Where naked sweaty guys are. Where homosexuals use the sauna to meet other homosexuals. Those are important points.

I was fully dressed and leaving. I need lots of room and wait until the passage way is all clear because what is plenty of room for someone else is asking for a fine balancing act for me. So the naked sweaty guys are out of the way and I’m leaving. Suddenly the door to the sauna springs open and a guy talking to someone behind him as he walks not watching where he is going is in front of me. Normal humans would have no problem adjusting to this.

I’m not a normal human. I start falling buy grab out for something to steady myself on. Did I mention the SAUNA? Did I mention he was naked and sweaty?

No, I did not grab his penis on my way down.

No, I did not hit the floor. I staggered, and got hold of some lockers as well as his nipple ring. Oh it wasn’t like a five yard facemask penalty; it was a personal foul for fifteen yards.

After apologizing to him as I released my death grip, I left. (He was recovering from the pain. Fortunately he was short and I staggered, not fell.)

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RE: I'm not supposed to cause pain. - 12/8/2004 5:50:29 PM

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So, did he ask for a kiss or give you his phone number before you left?

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RE: I'm not supposed to cause pain. - 12/8/2004 7:11:58 PM

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quote:

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So, did he ask for a kiss or give you his phone number before you left?

Actually he was still grabbing his breast. I doubt kissing was foremost on his mind.

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RE: I'm not supposed to cause pain. - 12/9/2004 1:30:19 AM

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your simply a sadist in disguiest iwill.................
you know you couldent resist that!

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RE: I'm not supposed to cause pain. - 12/9/2004 11:24:48 AM

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Dread,

Interesting avatar. Are those flying whales?

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