Second hand smoke, second hand fire...NOW, SECOND HAND SWEAT!!!!!

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twicehappy -> Second hand smoke, second hand fire...NOW, SECOND HAND SWEAT!!!!! (7/28/2006 4:31:34 AM)
Watching the news this morning when they announced exercise is bad for your health. That's right, you heard me, exercise IS bad for your health. Seems that in the past two years doctors have seen a 50% increase in cases of athletes feet and plantar warts. The culprit? Exercise. Those exercise mats you use at your local gym are apparently a hotbed of fungus and germs. Quick, call the CDC, the EPA, NIH, and the President! We have got to put a stop to second hand sweat! It is dangerous to your health. We need to ban exercise, all of it, NOW! Poor misguided healthy people you are doing harm to your bodies with your bad habits. Worse you could be contaminating me with your disgusting fungus. Until this emergency is over i propose a ban on bare feet, sandals and flip flops. None of us should be exposed unwillingly to this contagion. I mean come on, these people are wearing open shoes and walking in public places possibly contaminating you, me, our families. I do not care if they claim exercise is good for you, the morning news anchorman just reported a government study that it is not, we must protect these folks from themselves preserving our own health and safety in the process.

Level -> RE: Second hand smoke, second hand fire...NOW, SECOND HAND SWEAT!!!!! (7/28/2006 4:33:42 AM)
*Let's do it for the unmentionables. [sm=boohoo.gif]*

missturbation -> RE: Second hand smoke, second hand fire...NOW, SECOND HAND SWEAT!!!!! (7/28/2006 5:02:12 AM)
What is excercise?

SirCumsSlut -> RE: Second hand smoke, second hand fire...NOW, SECOND HAND SWEAT!!!!! (7/28/2006 5:07:55 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: twicehappy Watching the news this morning when they announced exercise is bad for your health. That's right, you heard me, exercise IS bad for your health. Seems that in the past two years doctors have seen a 50% increase in cases of athletes feet and plantar warts. The culprit? Exercise. Those exercise mats you use at your local gym are apparently a hotbed of fungus and germs. Quick, call the CDC, the EPA, NIH, and the President! We have got to put a stop to second hand sweat! It is dangerous to your health. We need to ban exercise, all of it, NOW! Poor misguided healthy people you are doing harm to your bodies with your bad habits. Worse you could be contaminating me with your disgusting fungus. Until this emergency is over i propose a ban on bare feet, sandals and flip flops. None of us should be exposed unwillingly to this contagion. I mean come on, these people are wearing open shoes and walking in public places possibly contaminating you, me, our families. I do not care if they claim exercise is good for you, the morning news anchorman just reported a government study that it is not, we must protect these folks from themselves preserving our own health and safety in the process. OH MAN!!!! I just got a new gym memebership too.......that's it I am gonna SUE

Level -> RE: Second hand smoke, second hand fire...NOW, SECOND HAND SWEAT!!!!! (7/28/2006 5:09:23 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: missturbation What is excercise? It's when Linda Blair makes her head spin and an old guy and a young guy throw water on her [8D]

twicehappy -> RE: Second hand smoke, second hand fire...NOW, SECOND HAND SWEAT!!!!! (7/28/2006 5:18:26 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Level *Let's do it for the unmentionables. [sm=boohoo.gif]* All in favor of marching on the White House say aye. quote: ORIGINAL: missturbation What is excercise? It does not matter if you exercise or not; they are carrying this plague into our malls, parks, stadiums, anywhere they walk we are being endangered daily. quote: ORIGINAL: SirCumsSlut OH MAN!!!! I just got a new gym memebership too.......that's it I am gonna SUE We should file a mass suit against the exercise equipment manufactures, the gyms, the personal trainers(hah, personal second hand fungus laden sweat pushers, the bastards)and the Surgeon General for not warning us sooner.

windchymes -> RE: Second hand smoke, second hand fire...NOW, SECOND HAND SWEAT!!!!! (7/28/2006 11:19:11 AM)
Oh, go have a cigarette and calm down[:D]

EnglishDomNW -> RE: Second hand smoke, second hand fire...NOW, SECOND HAND SWEAT!!!!! (7/28/2006 12:32:19 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: twicehappy Until this emergency is over i propose a ban on bare feet, sandals and flip flops. In your cause, please don't forget to ban lyrca. I accidentally saw someone exercising in lycra once and for one moment, I realised that Hell is not a fiery place below us all. It's in a place called Sandra's Gym and Jacuzzi in Darlington. And Satan is doing squat thrusts.

BitaTruble -> RE: Second hand smoke, second hand fire...NOW, SECOND HAND SWEAT!!!!! (7/28/2006 12:36:24 PM)
quote: And Satan is doing squat thrusts. Does that visual make anyone else hot.. or is it just me? Celeste - contemplates the term 'sick puppy'

Kagesuta -> RE: Second hand smoke, second hand fire...NOW, SECOND HAND SWEAT!!!!! (7/28/2006 12:43:48 PM)
Pfeh. Suckers. I had my feet removed years ago. Now to sit back and watch, as the sweaty miasma consumes all of you poor, footy bastards...

SavageFaerie -> RE: Second hand smoke, second hand fire...NOW, SECOND HAND SWEAT!!!!! (7/28/2006 1:19:44 PM)
I spend most of my time at home and gave up exercise addiction long ago, should I worry or am I safe? I never wear shoes....even when its hot enough to fry eggs and I stupidly go out to check the mail and burn my feet....Could this be considered sterilization?

twicehappy -> RE: Second hand smoke, second hand fire...NOW, SECOND HAND SWEAT!!!!! (7/28/2006 2:13:52 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: windchymes Oh, go have a cigarette and calm down[:D] I've tried but i keep looking at my feet wondering if i am the next victim. quote: ORIGINAL: EnglishDomNW In your cause, please don't forget to ban lyrca. I accidentally saw someone exercising in lycra once and for one moment, I realised that Hell is not a fiery place below us all. I know the hell of which you speak, it is a place to torment lycra that has been bad. I wonder if this plague originated there? I would advise avoiding this gym as the sights of which you speak have been known to cause blindness. We are open to a motion to add this issue to our petition to ban exercise

Littlepita -> RE: Second hand smoke, second hand fire...NOW, SECOND HAND SWEAT!!!!! (7/28/2006 3:28:15 PM)
Good grief, just keep your shoes on people! [&:]

pahunkboy -> RE: Second hand smoke, second hand fire...NOW, SECOND HAND SWEAT!!!!! (7/28/2006 3:31:05 PM)
oh gawd. i was having such a pleasant day. now we are all gonna die!!!!! [again!!!!] lmao!!

LaTigresse -> RE: Second hand smoke, second hand fire...NOW, SECOND HAND SWEAT!!!!! (7/28/2006 3:31:59 PM)
I vote that everyone has to put their sneakers/hiking boots on and go out and get some of that terrible polluted country air and move their ass instead of trying to look cool in a gym.

pahunkboy -> RE: Second hand smoke, second hand fire...NOW, SECOND HAND SWEAT!!!!! (7/28/2006 3:36:11 PM)
be careful- with this amount of danger some of us may never be heard from again. my toe is already itchy. and azzcheaks seem red as well.

enigmabrat -> RE: Second hand smoke, second hand fire...NOW, SECOND HAND SWEAT!!!!! (7/28/2006 4:02:11 PM)
LOL this is tooo funny!!

windchymes -> RE: Second hand smoke, second hand fire...NOW, SECOND HAND SWEAT!!!!! (7/28/2006 6:07:17 PM)
I have two words for all you guys.... JOCK ITCH

gooddogbenji -> RE: Second hand smoke, second hand fire...NOW, SECOND HAND SWEAT!!!!! (7/28/2006 6:20:27 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: twicehappy Until this emergency is over i propose a ban on bare feet, sandals and flip flops. None of us should be exposed unwillingly to this contagion. I mean come on, these people are wearing open shoes and walking in public places possibly contaminating you, me, our families. The next person to suggest banning beautiful, beautiful, toe cleavage gets shot. Yours, benji

pahunkboy -> RE: Second hand smoke, second hand fire...NOW, SECOND HAND SWEAT!!!!! (7/28/2006 7:31:15 PM)
when i see a person who wears sandals i think they did not have very good parents. you should always wear shoes that you can push your car to the side of the road if it breaks down. same thing when racing school aged buddies on a 10 speed. i won the race. but ripped up my foot into bloody mess.gravel embedded into blood torn musclege.... yikes. come to think of it- i DID win that race tho! fianlly after all thse yrs i can celecbrate!!

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