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ORIGINAL: GeekiusChardonay

It's The End Of The World as we know it

The First Portent: A dragon swallows the Sun plunging parts of America into darkness. (sometimes falsely known as a solar eclipse)

Second Portent: Hurricane Harvey inundates the Houston area laying waste to everything in its path and dumping over 50 inches of rain on some locations.
Third Portent: Hurricane Someone forms in the Gulf of Mexico
Fourth Portent: Hurricane Irma flattens some Islands, whose names I know not, and, even now, bares down on Florida, with a devastating glint in her eye.
Fifth Portent: Hurricane Jose gathers momentum and steams full ahead for the new world.
Sixth Portent: A plasma wave, from the biggest coronal mass ejection in over a decade from Sol, sears Terra Firma atmosphere, and causes blackouts, and pretty Auroras.
Seventh Portent: A magnitude 8.2 earth quake rocks Mexico to the core, shaking Mexico City. This was 1000 miles away from the epicenter.

President Baalberith betrays his Republican Brothers and forms a pact with the Democrats, and thus good becomes true evil.