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RE: Should I Poke the Biblethumper? - 7/30/2006 8:52:03 PM

abytchgoddess4u

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ORIGINAL: LadyEllen

One should only poke a Bible thumper when nearly done through. Allow 25 minutes per pound, and then poke - if the juices run clear you're OK.

Now that was funny...:D

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The sad thing about religious conflict and these people who try to convert others all the time, is that all true religion in the end is about one thing - that we are all One in God. Thus it comes down to a choice similar to which flavour ice cream would you like?

I totally agree with you. And whatever one might term "IT" doesn't really matter...God/Goddess/Higher Power/Spirit/Cabbage/Etc.

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RE: Should I Poke the Biblethumper? - 7/30/2006 8:56:25 PM

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OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHH!!!! I wanna worship the grand cabbage!

ALL HAIL UKUTUK, THE GREAT CABBAGE! (or grated cabbage, I don't have the fortitude to ask.)

Yours,

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RE: Should I Poke the Biblethumper? - 7/30/2006 9:49:35 PM

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RE: Should I Poke the Biblethumper? - 7/31/2006 1:11:24 AM

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RE: Should I Poke the Biblethumper? - 7/31/2006 9:30:57 AM

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For those of you seeking alternatives to the prodction-line, mass-manufactured religions I offer you the following:

Flying Sphagetti Monster: http://www.venganza.org/

The Church of the Subgenious http://www.subgenius.com/

Principia Discordia http://www.principiadiscordia.com/

May Eris bless you with Slack and a touch from "His noodly appendage

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RE: Should I Poke the Biblethumper? - 7/31/2006 9:37:39 AM

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ORIGINAL: gooddogbenji
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHH!!!! I wanna worship the grand cabbage!

ALL HAIL UKUTUK, THE GREAT CABBAGE! (or grated cabbage, I don't have the fortitude to ask.)

Great. Definitely great.

Grated are the carrots that worship Ukutuk...the Inuit Cabbage.

All are welcome.

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