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RE: Mistresses, and Domms what was the worst turn off f... - 6/7/2004 8:33:41 PM

Sinergy

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Sounds very Zen!

Well, the reason I went into martial arts was primarily as a vehicle to learn Zen.

And in studying Chinese philosophy I learned about Taoism.

So as an adult I try to combine the two.

Sinergy

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RE: Mistresses, and Domms what was the worst turn off f... - 6/9/2004 2:15:00 AM

MistressDREAD

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hahahahaLMBAO
raging bile duct!!!
gawd did this have
Me in stitches all day
visioning all kinds of
kinkie pictures....

My turn off
a slave that says on
profile they are open
for anything have little
limits and seek a 24/7
Domme and write saying
they like your profile but
when you return their
email to ask them if they
are ready to relocate and
sign a contract for servitude
they say Im not willing to
relocate or Im not into 24/7
and Im like so why did you
write Me?

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RE: Mistresses, and Domms what was the worst turn off f... - 6/9/2004 7:28:55 AM

Sundew02

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I have three that are equally annoying. The first is very common place in my inbox. After a statement of what they enjoy having done FOR them, they then ask "what do you like to do to a sub/slave?". Response to this is, no where in my profile did I state I was looking for work. Or the very interesting, reply to me marking them for a later relook at their profile. usually they have stated I will do ANYTHING for a Domme, "not interested" when I have not sent them an email. Rude, crude and totally uncalled for. My thoughts on this are, who said I was interested? and for the last "Hello, I am a handsome, muscular male. Looking for a attractive, ht/wt proportioned Mistress. Do you have a pic?" IF all you are looking for is looks go to WWW.barbie.com. Should fill your needs for a brainless, useless piece of eye candy. Sundew

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RE: Mistresses, and Domms what was the worst turn off f... - 6/9/2004 8:51:56 AM

RazorDreams

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Big turn offs...

the messages that follow the formula of; "(insert age here), I know you will love(like) me. (something to the effect of let me serve you)" *sighs*

or within a message or two after introduction "what are you going to do to me" and "what are you favorite sexual things to do" *rolls eyes* Hmm, for some odd reason that just screams I'm looking for wack off material to me.

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RE: Mistresses, and Domms what was the worst turn off f... - 6/9/2004 11:40:27 AM

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Nice conversation! Since you are on the subject i would like to paste in what I answer the 100's of vague im's and emails I get.. Must say the response level is close to 1%.. so either I am right on themark or screwing up badly.. So read and enjoy tearing it apart.. *smiles8 the novice domme in Tulsa, OK

I do not answer IM's from wanna be's. Do not message me!! If you desire to discover who I am and if we share common interests, then you must email me your photo, profile, and fantasy to [email protected]. Before you send email you must go to collarme.com (a free site) and read my profile and journal under sensualdomme.... I am real, do not waste my time, I am looking and you will be one of many who seek to know me. Be original and make an effort to impress me or it will be a waste of your time...

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RE: Mistresses, and Domms what was the worst turn off f... - 6/9/2004 2:10:54 PM

MrThorns

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Here's an example:

Them: a/s/l?

Me: Read my profile...then get back to me.

Them: Yes Master.

Me: Uh.. I'm not your Master.

Them: Oh. Whats the big deal? Don't you want me?

Me: Not really. You contacted me, remember?

Them: Yes Master.

Me: What did I tell you about that?

Them: <giggles> I'm just such a naughty girl that needs to be punished.

Them: Why don't you want me? I'm a slave with no limits and I live simply to serve you.

Them: Whay aren't you talking?

Them: BUZZ (Yahoo! users will appreciate that)

Them: HELLO???

And so on and so on...

~Thorns

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RE: Mistresses, and Domms what was the worst turn off f... - 6/13/2004 5:20:13 PM

JadeLady

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Personally, I am very tired of hearing about how all the slave (and subs) are so darn good at oral. I for one, am quite fond of intercourse. I consider oral to be very nice but also foreplay leading to the main event. There is so much more to life than oral, do all the slaves (and subs) think that is all a dominate woman wants or cares about? Sex is not what this lifestyle is all about, it is a (good) part of it, but not what it is about. Serving is serving, whether it is cooking, cleaning, yard work or in my bed.

I am also tired of the ones that say how wonderful or interesting your profile is when the next sentence clearly shows they had not read a word of your profile. There are two Dommes living in this household and we have both received the exact same letter from slaves/subs as well. I clearly state an age limit that I don't want to hear from if they are under it and still I keep getting emails for them.

Be well.

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RE: Mistresses, and Domms what was the worst turn off f... - 6/13/2004 6:30:11 PM

JadeLady

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One more thing, I am also tired of crotch shots. I don't give a damn about the size of your equipment. 'Do you know what to do with it?' is much more important. Also, you you can not relocate, it would be nice if it was in your profile. Actually, a profile would be nice, so many don't even have one.

Be safe.

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RE: Mistresses, and Domms what was the worst turn off f... - 6/16/2004 2:08:10 AM

ShadeDiva

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quote:

ORIGINAL: MrThorns
Them: a/s/l?

My favourote answer to that is, yes, I age, yes, I have sex, yes, I'm in a location, and yes, I checked.

lol

My just worst overall IM on most levels was the guy that used to make the rounds every few months on Yahoo Iming all dominant women asking if they would possibly kill him, cook him on a spit over a fire and eat him.

Lovely chap, not.

~ShadeDiva

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RE: Mistresses, and Domms what was the worst turn off f... - 6/16/2004 12:19:59 PM

iwillserveu

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Just curious,

If only lame asses are here because good catches are caught already, didn't you just insult yourself because you have not been "caught"? (and everyone else here by implication has not been "caught", but I digress...)

< Message edited by iwillserveu -- 6/16/2004 5:09:27 PM >

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RE: Mistresses, and Domms what was the worst turn off f... - 6/16/2004 12:29:50 PM

iwillserveu

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Off topic***

Shade Diva,

You might find this interesting consenting cannibal victim in Germany

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When the Lady smiles i can't resist her call. As a matter of fact, i don't resist at all. Well that depends if it is a smile or a grimmace.

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RE: Mistresses, and Domms what was the worst turn off f... - 6/16/2004 3:33:08 PM

Sylverdawn

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laughing.. Ive met him.. only I think it was in a chat room.. I dang near pee'd myself laughing.. I told him I was cutting back on red meat..

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RE: Mistresses, and Domms what was the worst turn off f... - 6/16/2004 5:04:52 PM

ShadeDiva

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Hey we all passed that around when it came out iwill.

You must have meet him at the beginning when he was sorta amusing Dawn - he got a lot worse as time went on.

Granted it was just for shock value and all, but still, I was all like dude, TMI.

lol

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RE: Mistresses, and Domms what was the worst turn off f... - 6/19/2004 11:06:22 AM

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When I receive messages from people who cannot spell or use the cyber shorthand, that really turns me off!!

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RE: Mistresses, and Domms what was the worst turn off f... - 7/3/2004 10:06:41 AM

TimeReality

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Wow, here's a subject me and my friend get on contsantly!
First off, one liners. Unless there's something damned good in that one line, don't bother.
Bad spellers, I get more e-mails or messages with the 'will u b mi Mistrez' No thanks, I have a waiting period (not yet implimented but if it keeps up I will put one into effect!)
People who supossedly have no limits, and then when you ask them if they will do some things their response is "well...I dunno..." or "no, I really don't like that" Well, decide, do you have limits or not?
People who contact me who have nothing in common with me. Or people who contact me on a subject that is ON the checklist...but I didn't check...which obviously means I'm not interested.
Also other types I've gotten are "well you didn't check this...I'm really into this, won't you try it with me? I'm sure you'll love it" No...see I already TRIED that or have SEEN it and I DON"T like it.
And of course the "I'm perfect in every way, be my mistress" Well...let me be the judge of how 'perfect' you are.
And thank you someone for mentioning the dick shots! I don't care! If you wanna show off, go into a life of a flasher or something, and flash someone who cares...oh look...another ass.

Thankfully after updating my profile I get very few responses (both a blessing and a curse as I want responses, but so few people are willing to do even half of it)

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RE: Mistresses, and Domms what was the worst turn off f... - 8/11/2005 2:47:28 PM

sensualdomme

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I found an instant reply for Yahoo Messanger.. www.YIMAA.com
YIMAA - Yahoo Instant Messenger Auto Answer You can set this with an instant reply for all or you can pick the message.. This is so cool. I get 100's of "hello" "Hello you there" etc and this gets rid of them so easily. I am actually starting to enjoy my time on YM *smiles* MissAnn mine says: Before I anwer your message you must read my Yahoo Profile at http://profiles.yahoo.com/miss_ann_tulsa Then you must state your name, age and location and reason for this message. Thanks again, I appreciate your interest *smiles* Annie And ignore this is you are already read my profile and joined my group!

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RE: Mistresses, and Domms what was the worst turn off f... - 8/11/2005 3:25:27 PM

Fidelity

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Getting a mail containing just this:

then

"A girl who lives half an hour from you"

and then another

when I asked for details,since her profile was blank.

I decided she was a time waster,and blocked her. Cute and coy never cut it with me,be upfront-or begone.

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RE: Mistresses, and Domms what was the worst turn off f... - 8/11/2005 4:39:30 PM

bmcelhinney

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I've been solicited once or twice by people who clearly have not even GLANCED at my profile. On another website, I got an email from a 40 gay male (not that I am a homophobe, at all, but I am very heterosexual) whose e-mail was something along the lines of "Hey- I love to suck young ----, I want you to bust a nut in my mouth, let's go camping and you can bust a nut all over me..." and so on and so forth. Needless to say, I was a little mifffed, as that my profile very clearly marked me as straight in the tagline, and I made it very clear in my actualy profile that I was not interested in males in anyway outside of friendship.

My response consisted of "Read my profile, then go away."

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