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BoscoX -> Elon Musk Rescues Biden's Stranded Astronauts (3/16/2025 5:36:11 AM)


Elon Musk is literally trying to save and preserve life itself by using his own wealth to seed Mars, as insurance against life on this planet being snuffed out in anyway

Democrats of course, HATE that even more than they love forever wars and abortions

As a part of his mission, coincidence has given Musk the ability now, today, to rescue a few lives that have been stranded in space for months due to Boeing's disastrous experiment with using DEI as the basis for hiring and promoting personnel, rather than competency

Video at the linked site:

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Elon Musk
@elonmusk
·
8h
The @SpaceX
Dragon is about to dock with the @Space_Station!

In a few days, Dragon will bring back the astronauts.

https://x.com/elonmusk/status/1901120097076343075











JVoV -> RE: Elon Musk Rescues Biden's Stranded Astronauts (3/16/2025 8:02:20 AM)

Hey Google, factcheck this dumbass for me.

Search Labs | AI Overview



While Elon Musk has expressed a strong vision for colonizing Mars, including using his own sperm to "seed" a Martian colony, reports indicate he has denied volunteering his sperm for this purpose and stated that the focus should be on getting to Mars first.




BoscoX -> RE: Elon Musk Rescues Biden's Stranded Astronauts (3/16/2025 8:07:46 AM)


Crazy, how you scream that I am the "dumbass" when understanding what it means to "seed" a planet with life is so far beyond you [:D]




JVoV -> RE: Elon Musk Rescues Biden's Stranded Astronauts (3/16/2025 10:40:34 AM)

Dude, that's what the Google AI said. I copied it word for word.

Oh, you're getting hung up on the part about Elon wanting the jizz on the whole planet of Mars. I think the real story is that WE HAVENT BEEN TO FUCKING MARS YET YOU DUMBASS. Elon can't seed shit.




BoscoX -> RE: Elon Musk Rescues Biden's Stranded Astronauts (3/16/2025 10:50:43 AM)


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ORIGINAL: JVoV

Dude, that's what the Google AI said. I copied it word for word.

Oh, you're getting hung up on the part about Elon wanting the jizz on the whole planet of Mars. I think the real story is that WE HAVENT BEEN TO FUCKING MARS YET YOU DUMBASS. Elon can't seed shit.


You're not old enough to log onto this site, punk.




BoscoX -> RE: Elon Musk Rescues Biden's Stranded Astronauts (3/18/2025 5:38:30 AM)


Because they are in a cult, Democrats cannot be happy that the astronauts are finally coming home.

It triggers them.

https://x.com/MAGAVoice/status/1901870863680463273




BoscoX -> RE: Elon Musk Rescues Biden's Stranded Astronauts (3/18/2025 6:04:27 PM)


BREAKING NEWS: A District Judge has ordered the astronauts to be sent back into space.




BoscoX -> RE: Elon Musk Rescues Biden's Stranded Astronauts (3/18/2025 7:19:43 PM)

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🚨 President Trump just gave Elon Musk a HUGE shoutout for rescuing the stranded astronauts

“When I got into office, I said ‘Elon, we gotta get them out of there.’”

“Elon is able to do that with his genius, yet there are people who hate it.

And I really believe these are people who hate our country.”

VIDEO - https://x.com/nicksortor/status/1902142071340666927




JVoV -> RE: Elon Musk Rescues Biden's Stranded Astronauts (3/18/2025 9:03:22 PM)

When is #lon taking Trump to space?

I saw a video about some crowdfunded organization on the UK that's putting up bull boards, called Everybody Hates Elon. So far, they have The Fast and THE fuhrer, featuring a Tesla and an imganeof Elon from the inauguration, and then a performe one labeled Elon's Musk. I laughed.

Then I hear Trump wants to give Elon's Starlink the whole $42.5 that Biden had in the Build Back Better plan for rural internet. This could be problematic, as satellite internet can be more easily monitored and censored than traditional internet. I worry.




JVoV -> RE: Elon Musk Rescues Biden's Stranded Astronauts (3/19/2025 3:33:54 AM)

It occurs to me that this is the first time we're really hearing anything about the astronauts in a while. It's like they've been forgotten about completely. Not a priority for the Trump administration or Elon's SpaceX
NASA was involved, according to news reports, so it doesn't seem like Elon just did it for free, cuz humanity means anything to him. I doubt Trump would have done as much had it not even for a reporter asking a simple question of him.

And this is why the media needs full access, whether the administration likes them or not.




BoscoX -> RE: Elon Musk Rescues Biden's Stranded Astronauts (3/19/2025 5:49:57 AM)


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ORIGINAL: JVoV

When is #lon taking Trump to space?


I can't take you seriously, you're just a punk kid.




JVoV -> RE: Elon Musk Rescues Biden's Stranded Astronauts (3/19/2025 8:44:49 AM)

Maybe younger than you, but I've had my shingles vaccine and a Cologuard test.

The Cologuard thing seemed silly. The contraption that goes over the toilet to hold the bowl you poop in just didn't line the bowl up right to my asshole, so I had to hold the bowl while I pooped in it. Then grab a turd and throw it in a jar. And then stab the poop in the bowl, before sending it all back through UPS.

I didn't know you could send human shit through UPS. This opens up possibilities.




JVoV -> RE: Elon Musk Rescues Biden's Stranded Astronauts (3/19/2025 9:01:35 AM)

Video here: https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&opi=89978449&url=https://www.youtube.com/watch%3Fv%3D0EoQ-eF55VM&ved=2ahUKEwijra2FwZaMAxX5TTABHVSzIqoQorILKAB6BAgZEAE&usg=AOvVaw31nVoRD_KN5LHcKerUzhM9




BoscoX -> RE: Elon Musk Rescues Biden's Stranded Astronauts (3/19/2025 9:28:47 AM)


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Four entities have successfully launched maned spacecraft into orbit and returned them safely.
The United States
Russia
China
Elon Musk.









JVoV -> RE: Elon Musk Rescues Biden's Stranded Astronauts (3/19/2025 1:55:45 PM)

Oh, Elon's an entity now huh? Here I thought SpaceX was a private contractor working in association with NASA.

SpacwX was scheduled to do this rescue last month, but had some issues with the new crew or something. Idk.

I wonder if this will have a positive impact on Musk's net worth? Probably not.




BoscoX -> RE: Elon Musk Rescues Biden's Stranded Astronauts (3/20/2025 4:47:47 AM)


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A pod of dolphins welcomed the SpaceX Dragon and the rescued astronauts after they splashed down off Florida yesterday.

"Liberals" reacted by spray painting dolphins with swastikas and lighting them on fire

https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/1902472668026179784




JVoV -> RE: Elon Musk Rescues Biden's Stranded Astronauts (3/20/2025 8:20:47 AM)

Yeah, that didn't happen. And it's not even funny.

Dolphins are gay sharks.




BoscoX -> RE: Elon Musk Rescues Biden's Stranded Astronauts (3/25/2025 6:10:23 AM)


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Democrats cannot build - they can only destroy. And massive bureaucracies, are the destroyers of worlds.

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PIERS MORGAN: ALL THE THINGS ELON DOES ARE A FORCE FOR GOOD

“I think Elon actually might be a superhero.

Almost every business he starts, everyone condemns it to immediate failure.

It's always done on a massive grandiose scale with a massive grandiose plan.

And he's delivered.

Look at what SpaceX does around the world now.

Look at the satellite systems, never mind anything else, they are just on a different level to anything we've seen.

Then you look at 𝕏 and what he's done there, it's gone from 67% Democrat, 32% Republican on 𝕏 to now it's pretty well 50-50.

He's redressed the balance.

He's democratized this very undemocratic but massively popular, powerful social media tool.

I look at all the things he's been doing, and I think, actually, what's the common thread here?

All of it is a force for good.

All of it is ultimately designed to save us from ourselves.

I'm not saying he's a perfect human being, he can be difficult and all the rest of it.

But by a superhero criterion right now in the world, who is a bigger transformative superhero right now than Elon Musk?

Who—give me a name.”

https://x.com/MarioNawfal/status/1904509578080842111




JVoV -> RE: Elon Musk Rescues Biden's Stranded Astronauts (3/25/2025 9:42:01 AM)

Didn't that dude get cancelled for some racist shit? It got Sharon Osbourne cancelled too, I think? I can't keep up with it all. But Piers is a douchebag and idgaf what he has to say.

Really, such asskissing drivel.

The Nazi salute wasn't very superhero. That would have required both hands making the salute and the mofo flying away.

It would be great to have an IronMan or Batman, but we have Elon. fml




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