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LotusSong -> The Purina Diet (7/31/2006 12:07:46 PM)
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(This joke as sent to me.. I do not have a German Shepard)
" I have a German Shepard & I was buying a large bag of Purina dog food at Wal-Mart and was in line to check out.
A woman behind me asked if I had a dog. And, I mean what else would you do with Purina?[
On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The Purina Diet again, although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.
I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry & that the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again.
I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now enthralled with my story, particularly a guy who was behind her.
Horrified, she asked if I'd ended up in the hospital in that condition because I had been poisoned. I told her no; it was because I'd been sitting in the street licking my balls when a car hit me.
I thought one guy was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard as he staggered out the door. "
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