IronBear
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Joined: 6/19/2005 From: Beenleigh, Qld, Australia Status: offline
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Jock, a young Scot was telling is boss about his upcoming wedding. “I’ve planned the whole wedding,” He said. “The Minister, the Kirk, the reception, catering, ring and even bought a new kilt for the occasion.” He continues proudly. “Oh Jock man. A new kilt you say. Ahh laddie ye’ll be a braw lad on the day then. What is the Tartan?” "Ohh losh Mr. McGonnical," Jock replied "I dinna know, a White Bridal Gown I suppose……………”
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Iron Bear Master of Bruin Cottage http://www.bruincottage.org Your attitude, words & actions are yours. Take responsibility for them and the consequences they incur. D.I.L.L.I.G.A.F.
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