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Who Was Jesus? - 7/31/2006 2:41:23 PM

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There were 3 good arguments that Jesus was Black:
1. He called everyone brother.
2. He liked Gospel.
3. He couldn't get a fair trial.

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish:
1. He went into His Father's business.
2. He lived at home until he was 33.
3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his Mother was sure He was God.

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Italian:
1. He talked with His hands.
2. He had wine with His meals.
3. He used olive oil.

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was a Californian:
1. He never cut His hair.
2. He walked around barefoot all the time.
3. He started a new religion.

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was an American Indian:
1. He was at peace with nature.
2. H e ate a lot of fish.
3. He talked about the Great Spirit.

But then there were 3 equally good arguments the Jesus was Irish:
1. He never got married.
2. He was always telling stories.
3. He loved green pastures.

But the most compelling evidence of all - 3 proofs that Jesus was a woman:
1. He fed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was no food.
2. He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just didn't get it.
3. And even when He was dead, He had to get up because there was work to do.

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RE: Who Was Jesus? - 7/31/2006 2:44:25 PM

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Good one! LOL.....I really liked these parts:

But then there were 3 equally good arguments the Jesus was Irish:
1. He never got married.
2. He was always telling stories.
3. He loved green pastures.

But the most compelling evidence of all - 3 proofs that Jesus was a woman:
1. He fed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was no food.
2. He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just didn't get it.
3. And even when He was dead, He had to get up because there was work to do.

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RE: Who Was Jesus? - 7/31/2006 2:57:40 PM

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Did you find that on your Palm Pilate ?

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RE: Who Was Jesus? - 7/31/2006 3:13:07 PM

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(magpies is very punny -- i like that!)

like the lists even more -- one of my favs. thanks for sharing it!

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RE: Who Was Jesus? - 7/31/2006 5:50:44 PM

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Did you find that on your Palm Pilate ?

cute

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RE: Who Was Jesus? - 8/2/2006 3:02:27 PM

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chuckles, well we know for a fact that Adam was not black. Eve was created from a rib, and you know no Black man is gonna let go of one ;-)

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RE: Who Was Jesus? - 8/2/2006 3:20:07 PM

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chuckles, well we know for a fact that Adam was not black. Eve was created from a rib, and you know no Black man is gonna let go of one ;-)

I don't understand that joke. Please can you explain it.

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RE: Who Was Jesus? - 8/2/2006 3:25:19 PM

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ORIGINAL: Lashra

There were 3 good arguments that Jesus was Black:
But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish:

I know this is a joke, and it is quite funney... but I have to add that...

People can be black and Jewish.

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But the most compelling evidence of all - 3 proofs that Jesus was a woman:
1. He fed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was no food.
2. He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just didn't get it.
3. And even when He was dead, He had to get up because there was work to do.

LoL :)

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RE: Who Was Jesus? - 8/2/2006 3:26:37 PM

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this is the humour section- it's a joke- we all know that there can be black jewish women out there

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RE: Who Was Jesus? - 8/2/2006 3:30:28 PM

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this is the humour section- it's a joke- we all know that there can be black jewish women out there

:) You would be surprised.

Sorry though, I dont want to darken the mood.

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RE: Who Was Jesus? - 8/2/2006 3:38:28 PM

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Actually, she can be a black, Jewish Italian woman living in California.

Add in mixed races, and they can be all of those. OH MY GOD! CALL THE PRESS!

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