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i need a life - 7/31/2006 6:20:55 PM   
ravn


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Status: offline 		as the title says..i need a life. So- i will start out with one thing, and the next person can tell me what to do after that, so on, and so forth. This is just a time waster and i don't expect it to make it off page one, but -what the hey! =)

1) go down the 'dairy' aisle at the grocer's


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RE: i need a life - 7/31/2006 6:24:28 PM   
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Status: offline 		2) Buy some non-fat yogurt, a dozen eggs and some whipped cream.

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RE: i need a life - 7/31/2006 6:24:48 PM   
Sub03


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Status: offline 		keep walking and grab a few things for a lunch, walk out of the store and go to a nearby beach

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RE: i need a life - 7/31/2006 6:28:27 PM   
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RE: i need a life - 7/31/2006 6:33:24 PM   
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RE: i need a life - 7/31/2006 6:35:27 PM   
Sub03


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RE: i need a life - 7/31/2006 6:39:31 PM   
SusanofO


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Status: offline 		Get online and research spots you'd like to visit someday on a vacation. Then - plan out approximately how much it will cost for you and a significant other to go there and have a reasonably good time. Visualize being there...then see if there is some way to make it happen within, say, the next two years?

- Susan

< Message edited by SusanofO -- 7/31/2006 6:43:58 PM >

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RE: i need a life - 7/31/2006 6:42:51 PM   
HouseofBear


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Status: offline 		Then while you are on line, research job openings to find a job that both pays better and that you think you would enjoy.

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RE: i need a life - 7/31/2006 6:48:00 PM   
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RE: i need a life - 7/31/2006 6:49:23 PM   
ExquisitAgony


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Status: offline 		As you walk down the beach, give your shoes and an article of clothing you are wearing - nothing that will get you arrested - to the 5th person you walk by. Smile and walk on......

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RE: i need a life - 7/31/2006 6:53:40 PM   
justheather


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quote:

ORIGINAL: Arpig

Then give up and log onto CollarMe and start another silly thread :)


LMAO! I was wondering how we ended up back online so quickly.
Are we that hopelessly addicted?

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RE: i need a life - 7/31/2006 7:39:12 PM   
irishbynature


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RE: i need a life - 7/31/2006 7:40:58 PM   
HouseofBear


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RE: i need a life - 7/31/2006 8:19:16 PM   
justheather


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ORIGINAL: HouseofBear

as you view your laptop and play on collarme, chuckles


Thank god for wireless internet!

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RE: i need a life - 7/31/2006 8:28:45 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: HouseofBear

as you view your laptop and play on collarme, chuckles


Buy a pizza online since you gave all your food to the birds


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RE: i need a life - 7/31/2006 8:50:17 PM   
Evanesce


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RE: i need a life - 7/31/2006 10:19:32 PM   
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< Message edited by crouchingtigress -- 7/31/2006 10:20:12 PM >

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RE: i need a life - 8/1/2006 3:16:27 PM   
ravn


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Status: offline 		those are all excellent ideas- thanks guys! You brightened up my morning considerably. =) And the impossible garden sounds like a good idea- bc here in Phx, it seems like ANY garden is impossible..lmao



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RE: i need a life - 8/1/2006 3:18:21 PM   
LaTigresse


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Status: offline 		an impossible garden with.......cantelope!

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RE: i need a life - 8/1/2006 3:33:53 PM   
Tamerofwild1s


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Status: offline 		cantelope .. cause you is married LaT ........ wooooooo lookie at crouching 2.0 ain't she a hottie
 
plant your impossible garden while sun tanning your parts that don't normally see sun but use lots of sunblock

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