A virile, middle aged Italian gentlemen named Guido
was relaxing at his favorite bar in Rome when he managed to attract a
spectacular young blonde woman. Things progressed to the point where he
invited her back to his apartment and, after some small talk, they retired
to his bedroom where he rattled her senseless.
After a pleasant interlude he asked with a smile, "So,
you finish?" She paused for a second, frowned, and replied, "No."

Surprised, Guido reached for her and the rattling
resumed. This time she thrashed about wildly and there were screams of
passion. The sex finally ends and, again, Guido smiles and asks, "You
finish?"

Again, after a short pause, she returns his smile,
cuddles closer to him and softly says, "No."

Stunned, but damned if he was going to leave this
woman unsatisfied, Guido reaches for the woman yet again. Using the last
of his strength, he barely manages it, but they end together screaming,
bucking, clawing and ripping the bed sheets. Exhausted, Guido falls
onto his back, gasping. Barely able to turn his head, he looks into
her eyes, smiles proudly and asked again, "You finish?"

Barely able to speak, the beautiful blond whispers in
his ear, "No, I Norwegian." .