Collarspace Discussion Forums


Home  Login  Search 

Why oh why?


View related threads: (in this forum | in all forums)

Logged in as: Guest
 
All Forums >> [Casual Banter] >> Polls and Other Random Stupidity >> Why oh why? Page: [1] 2   next >   >>
Login
Message << Older Topic   Newer Topic >>
Why oh why? - 8/3/2006 1:26:00 AM   
LaMalinche


Posts: 2077
Joined: 10/20/2005
Status: offline 		So, does anyone know why Gauge hates the dancing banana?

Anyone have any hypothesis?

And what is up with Estring and boycotting whales?

Anyone have any theories as to why we should boycott whales?  I personally think that they must have sided with Castro or something.

Why do Gorean slave-girls giggle so much, are they in on a joke that they rest of us do not know?

Any takers as to why, on that one?

For these questions and any others that you may have, I am creating this thread.


< Message edited by LaMalinche -- 8/3/2006 1:27:00 AM >

_____________________________

Over the centuries, mankind has tried many ways of combating the forces of evil... prayer, fasting, good works and so on. Up until Doom, no one seemed to have thought about the double-barrel shotgun. Eat leaden death, demon...
Profile   Post #: 1
RE: Why oh why? - 8/3/2006 3:19:17 AM   
JustaDom


Posts: 84
Joined: 1/1/2004
Status: offline
quote:

ORIGINAL: LaMalinche
So, does anyone know why Gauge hates the dancing banana?

Anyone have any hypothesis?


Gauge in no way hates the "dancing banana."  Look at this URL for proof:  http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gauge_(porn_star).  

quote:

And what is up with Estring and boycotting whales?

Anyone have any theories as to why we should boycott whales?  I personally think that they must have sided with Castro or something.


Estring is obviously part of the radical, pro-plankton movement.

quote:

Why do Gorean slave-girls giggle so much, are they in on a joke that they rest of us do not know?

Any takers as to why, on that one?


Answer #1:  Peroxide poisoning

Answer #2:  You'd giggle a lot too if you had a dozen middle aged, overweight men who haven't been in a fight since 3rd grade claim to be a warrior from a city that doesn't exist contact you every day.

quote:

For these questions and any others that you may have, I am creating this thread.


If we can't answer it, try this guy:  http://askaninja.com/

Joe

< Message edited by JustaDom -- 8/3/2006 3:21:11 AM >

(in reply to LaMalinche)
Profile   Post #: 2
RE: Why oh why? - 8/3/2006 9:35:56 AM   
LaMalinche


Posts: 2077
Joined: 10/20/2005
Status: offline 		As well as the questions that I have already posted. . .

I have one more. . .

Why is there this strong desire to hi-jack threads that you do not like, and have nothing to contribute but to say that you do not like the thread?

I have been mulling this over, and I am tired of writing rants, so I would really just like the reasoning that goes behind this.



_____________________________

Over the centuries, mankind has tried many ways of combating the forces of evil... prayer, fasting, good works and so on. Up until Doom, no one seemed to have thought about the double-barrel shotgun. Eat leaden death, demon...

(in reply to JustaDom)
Profile   Post #: 3
RE: Why oh why? - 8/3/2006 9:54:11 AM   
mnottertail


Posts: 60698
Joined: 11/3/2004
Status: offline 		I think Qguage has a strong revulsion for things that are usually misspelled, like banana.

Estring boycotts whales (I think) because he is in the construction business and they raise hell with the framing when they get caught in it.

giggles are usually forgiven anyone, easily.

that's all the deeper I will ever think on this site, I think.

Ron

_____________________________

Have they not divided the prey; to every man a damsel or two? Judges 5:30


(in reply to LaMalinche)
Profile   Post #: 4
RE: Why oh why? - 8/3/2006 10:24:57 AM   
WayWardSoul


Posts: 869
Joined: 6/13/2006
Status: offline
quote:

Why is there this strong desire to hi-jack threads that you do not like, and have nothing to contribute but to say that you do not like the thread?


You will have to blame this on benji. He has been teaching a course on this subject. With all the new found income from it, I believe he will be able to retire soon.

_____________________________

WWS

You look like two miles of bad road ~Foghorn Leghorn~

(in reply to LaMalinche)
Profile   Post #: 5
RE: Why oh why? - 8/3/2006 11:12:21 AM   
jojoluvr


Posts: 441
Joined: 4/10/2006
Status: offline 		while benji is the hi-jackiest of the hi-jackers, i do not remember a post from him simply complaining that he doesn't like the thread -- his posts are usually a bit more interesting than that.  however, he does sometimes post to mock someone who posts merely to complain that they do not like the thread.....

and i can't figure what's so offensive/disturbing/threatening about the dancing banana -- i think it's very cute....always makes me grin to see it.

after reading many of estrings posts, i wouldn't begin to assume to understand his motivations for anything...

so i guess my answer is -- life is full of mysteries.  part of what's so compelling about it - and part of what's so frustrating.  after all, life would be so much simpler if everyone just admitted i'm right!    (runs laughing from the room -- hey, at least i can entertain myself!)

jo


_____________________________

jojo




(in reply to WayWardSoul)
Profile   Post #: 6
RE: Why oh why? - 8/3/2006 11:43:45 AM   
WayWardSoul


Posts: 869
Joined: 6/13/2006
Status: offline
quote:

ORIGINAL: jojoluvr

while benji is the hi-jackiest of the hi-jackers, i do not remember a post from him simply complaining that he doesn't like the thread -- his posts are usually a bit more interesting than that.  however, he does sometimes post to mock someone who posts merely to complain that they do not like the thread.....


jo




If you could reread my post, you'll find, it was a joke that refered to another post of benji's in the complaint thread. I NEVER said he was complaining about the thread. I said he was teaching a course on thread-hijacking. To make it easier for you to understand this, I went and found his post in the complaint thread and will quote it here for you.

quote:

Well, I will open this for anyone who is interested in becoming a AIUP Certified Threadjacker.

It is a 5 day course.  Topics include -

Hijacking
Defense against hijacking
Reverse hijacking
Backwards negative hijacking
Secret codes 1-45
Thread-bomb building
Scamming people into taking 5 day online courses.

It really is quite a deal at $300 per person, incuding cyber-food.

Register now at ilovethepeeingpuppy.com

Yours,


benji

_____________________________

And we all know what the effects of a bored benji are.

Raining on parades, DOGGY STYLE, since 1842.  


< Message edited by WayWardSoul -- 8/3/2006 12:06:23 PM >

_____________________________

WWS

You look like two miles of bad road ~Foghorn Leghorn~

(in reply to jojoluvr)
Profile   Post #: 7
RE: Why oh why? - 8/4/2006 5:32:05 AM   
shivvy


Posts: 746
Joined: 3/25/2006
From: Ireland, living in Kent, England.
Status: offline 		sorry, but isn't hijacking an act of terrorism?
 
perhaps benji might get bombed or invaded by tony blair and george bush - i hope benjis habit of piddling isn't seen as a weapon of mass destruction.
 
oh no, he don't have any oil... he'll be ok
 
dancing banana's... perhaps He don't like them coz they might have machine guns?
 
and does He not like whales, or wales? i luv whales (not that i know any personally, but i'm sure if i did, then they would be lovely), and i think wales is a nice place, not that i eva been there really, except on the way to catch the ferry home.

_____________________________


(¯`v´¯)
`*.¸.*´
¸.•´¸.•*¨) ¸.•*¨)
(¸.•´ (¸.•´ .•´ ¸¸.•¨¯`•.εΐз¸¸.·*´¯`v´¯`*·.¸¸ـ εΐз ~*luv shivvy*~ ـ εΐз

xxx
Owned and collared by SavageFaerie and Master P

(in reply to WayWardSoul)
Profile   Post #: 8
RE: Why oh why? - 8/4/2006 5:38:59 AM   
gooddogbenji


Posts: 5094
Joined: 11/15/2005
From: Toronto
Status: offline 		I want to complain that people are complaining about my complaining about people complaining on complaining threads.  And a lack of complaining of non-complaining threads.  And I want to complain that that I'm confused about complaining, and who is complaining about my complaining on which complaining thread.

Oh, and I just fucking hate this thread.

Yours,


benji

_____________________________

Prevent global warming. Stop burning patchouli.

(in reply to shivvy)
Profile   Post #: 9
RE: Why oh why? - 8/4/2006 1:06:06 PM   
jojoluvr


Posts: 441
Joined: 4/10/2006
Status: offline
quote:

ORIGINAL: gooddogbenji

Oh, and I just fucking hate this thread.

Yours,


benji


lol -- somehow, i knew you were going to say that. 

jo


_____________________________

jojo




(in reply to gooddogbenji)
Profile   Post #: 10
RE: Why oh why? - 8/4/2006 1:09:01 PM   
chantrea


Posts: 875
Joined: 4/8/2006
Status: offline 		we love you benji!

_____________________________

{chantrea}Mac

"Love has nothing to do with what you are expecting to get, it's what you are expected to give -- which is everything." Anon

http://www.geocities.com/slave_chantrea/welcome.html

(in reply to jojoluvr)
Profile   Post #: 11
RE: Why oh why? - 8/4/2006 2:45:49 PM   
SavageFaerie


Posts: 4377
Joined: 12/3/2004
From: NYC
Status: offline
quote:


Gauge in no way hates the "dancing banana."  Look at this URL for proof:  http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gauge_(porn_star).  

[




ROFLMAO  I am so fucking Dieing here.... Thank you for the wonderful laugh today

_____________________________

Disclaimer:If its the wrong word or misspelled I blame on my fingers and brains refusing to interact.

(in reply to JustaDom)
Profile   Post #: 12
RE: Why oh why? - 8/4/2006 2:50:36 PM   
SavageFaerie


Posts: 4377
Joined: 12/3/2004
From: NYC
Status: offline
quote:

ORIGINAL: shivvy

sorry, but isn't hijacking an act of terrorism?
 
perhaps benji might get bombed or invaded by tony blair and george bush - i hope benjis habit of piddling isn't seen as a weapon of mass destruction.
 
oh no, he don't have any oil... he'll be ok
 


Shall I research the page # where indeed benji did attempt to be a terriorist hijacker and try to take back back his complaint thead??   It did not work.....he has lost it forever....WWS reference is correct he taught us well. I actually got an A+ from the teacher.   I am still working  getting the peeing down but I am not a puppy, just an old woman. (Poise is my friend LOL)  

Payment is now under negitions.

MWAHHHHHHAAAAA

< Message edited by SavageFaerie -- 8/4/2006 2:55:49 PM >

_____________________________

Disclaimer:If its the wrong word or misspelled I blame on my fingers and brains refusing to interact.

(in reply to shivvy)
Profile   Post #: 13
RE: Why oh why? - 8/4/2006 3:16:13 PM   
cuddleheart50


Posts: 9718
Joined: 2/20/2006
From: Kentucky
Status: offline 		Why won't everyone just let me have the last word..

_____________________________

Dance like no one is watching,
Sing like no one is listening.
Love like you've never been hurt
and live like it's heaven on Earth.


(in reply to SavageFaerie)
Profile   Post #: 14
RE: Why oh why? - 8/4/2006 3:24:07 PM   
WayWardSoul


Posts: 869
Joined: 6/13/2006
Status: offline
quote:

Shall I research the page # where indeed benji did attempt to be a terriorist hijacker and try to take back back his complaint thead??


LMAO Its between 340 and 350 I think. Thats how far I had to go back for his training post.

_____________________________

WWS

You look like two miles of bad road ~Foghorn Leghorn~

(in reply to SavageFaerie)
Profile   Post #: 15
RE: Why oh why? - 8/4/2006 3:34:51 PM   
IronBear


Posts: 9008
Joined: 6/19/2005
From: Beenleigh, Qld, Australia
Status: offline 		Gauge hates dancing bananas because:
  1. He hates anythig more warped than he is?
  2. The are his misbegotten secret children come back to haunt him?
  3. Because he love a good shit stir and hating them is bound tocause some controversy?
Estring boycots whales because:
  1. His real name is Jonnah and he resents being swallowed and regurgitated by anything?
  2. He has spent all his spare time rescuing stranded whales from beaches?
  3. Secretly is having a love afair with a lady whale?
  4. Is dead set against whaling?
You pays your coin and you takes your chances....

Disclaimer: All persons and beasts refered to in this post are entirely fictitious and are characters of IB's immagination having no relationship with any person, beast or object living, dead or immaginatory.

Warning: If you are reading this post you are delusional and suffering from halluconations brought on by not enough gooddogbenjifurts with ketchup. Go see you Physician or Vetenary immediatly for urgent treatment....

< Message edited by IronBear -- 8/4/2006 3:35:21 PM >

_____________________________

Iron Bear

Master of Bruin Cottage

http://www.bruincottage.org

Your attitude, words & actions are yours. Take responsibility for them and the consequences they incur.

D.I.L.L.I.G.A.F.

(in reply to cuddleheart50)
Profile   Post #: 16
RE: Why oh why? - 8/4/2006 4:27:48 PM   
SavageFaerie


Posts: 4377
Joined: 12/3/2004
From: NYC
Status: offline
quote:

ORIGINAL: WayWardSoul

quote:

Shall I research the page # where indeed benji did attempt to be a terriorist hijacker and try to take back back his complaint thead??


LMAO Its between 340 and 350 I think. Thats how far I had to go back for his training post.


Why did you not note that then for Cripes sake....I have been up to my ass in alligators.
Geeez .....lazy ass Domly types.

_____________________________

Disclaimer:If its the wrong word or misspelled I blame on my fingers and brains refusing to interact.

(in reply to WayWardSoul)
Profile   Post #: 17
RE: Why oh why? - 8/4/2006 5:01:34 PM   
WayWardSoul


Posts: 869
Joined: 6/13/2006
Status: offline
quote:







quote:

ORIGINAL: litleone8620

No worries, EA, no one uses this thread for complaints any more.



Yep.  And that's the exact reason this terrorist puppy is blowing it up.

10........

Yours,


benji

_____________________________

And we all know what the effects of a bored benji are.

Raining on parades, DOGGY STYLE, since 1842.

(in reply to litleone8620)






Profile
Report | Post #: 6816


there lmao starts on page 341

< Message edited by WayWardSoul -- 8/4/2006 5:02:42 PM >

_____________________________

WWS

You look like two miles of bad road ~Foghorn Leghorn~

(in reply to SavageFaerie)
Profile   Post #: 18
RE: Why oh why? - 8/4/2006 5:33:48 PM   
beenwhipped


Posts: 191
Joined: 5/14/2006
Status: offline 		not sure why he hates the banana, but its funny so i have begun to turture him with it

(in reply to WayWardSoul)
Profile   Post #: 19
RE: Why oh why? - 8/4/2006 5:35:37 PM   
Homestead


Posts: 1005
Status: offline 		He secretly adores the bannana , and is using reverse pyschology on you all to fullfill his bannan kink.

(in reply to beenwhipped)
Profile   Post #: 20
Page:   [1] 2   next >   >>
All Forums >> [Casual Banter] >> Polls and Other Random Stupidity >> Why oh why? Page: [1] 2   next >   >>
Jump to:





New Messages No New Messages
Hot Topic w/ New Messages Hot Topic w/o New Messages
Locked w/ New Messages Locked w/o New Messages
 Post New Thread
 Reply to Message
 Post New Poll
 Submit Vote
 Delete My Own Post
 Delete My Own Thread
 Rate Posts




Collarchat.com © 2025
Terms of Service Privacy Policy Spam Policy

0.070