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MissAbby -> Halloween Costume Puns (8/3/2006 3:50:49 AM)
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At last year's MENSA Halloween party, the theme was Extreme Halloween so the costumes were not necessarily in good taste. Also the people attending like to use puns in their Halloween costumes.
For example, one man was dressed all in black with a tall black hat and he had a crow through his hat which had its wings spread out. His costume was Bird Flew.
One woman was dressed as a waitress in black and white and she had a tray of cobwebs. She was a Web Server.
Someone in the audience yelled out, "Hey, don't web servers go down?" She was quite embarrassed by this and immediately got off the stage.
Another costume was a woman dressed as a lamb. It was a full costume of curly white lamb's wool and cute little ears and a bobbed tail. She had a ball gag in her mouth and a small flogger in her hand. She was a Mutton for Punishment.
A very beautiful woman was dressed in 1950's attire with her hair up, blouse with a pearl necklace and a full skirt with an apron. The apron had two bloody hand prints on it and she was carrying a large meat cleaver. She was June Cleaver from the TV show "Leave it to Beaver".
Someone from the audience yelled out, "Where's the Beaver?" Being a good sport, she lifted up her skirt above her knees, but certainly not high enough for the Beav.
Who won the prize for best costume?
A man who was dressed only in a pair of jeans with no shoes, no socks and no shirt.
He was a premature ejaculation because he just came in his pants.
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