LadyHugs
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Dear WetHotGoddess, Ladies and Gentlemen; Oh my, I do declare I have some wild thoughts that crossed in my mind's eye. I have to wonder if the lad was the one providing the "phallus" as he seems to have envy of the broomstick. There are some virtues of having a broomstick up a lass's err umm, as she can squeeze the handle with her...womanhood and while giving her womanhood a muscle work out, can sweep the floor, leaving her hands free for other cleaning chores. Unfortuntely for the lads, tying a broomstick to their manhood--well, it isn't very good at giving a good stiff sweep. Putting it in a different area to 'grip' leaves a sticky mess and still doesn't get a good sweeping stroke. Perhaps the lad is sad that, he can only handle a wisk broom. Respectfully submitted with a lot of humor, Lady Hugs
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