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RE: Favorite Slogan on a button, bumper sticker? - 8/4/2006 7:19:02 PM   
spankmepink11


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BACK OFF!!....i'm  a postal worker

I listen to the voices in my head

My kid beat up your  honor roll student

Very funny, Scotty. Now beam down my clothes."

Forget world peace. Visualize using your turn signal.

Be nice to your kids...They will pick out your nursing home.

You! Off my planet!

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RE: Favorite Slogan on a button, bumper sticker? - 8/4/2006 7:21:19 PM   
DiurnalVampire


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One says "You are going to regret reading this tee shirt when the sketch artist asks you to describe my face"
and the other
"I am here to kill you, next time you would have remembered to forward the chain letter"

And my ALL time FAVORITE

"Keep staring, I might do a trick"

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RE: Favorite Slogan on a button, bumper sticker? - 8/4/2006 7:31:42 PM   
windchymes


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Status: offline 		Hearing voices in your head?  Poke 'em with a q-tip.

Stop tailgating me or I'll flick a booger on your windshield.

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Pick-up artists and garbage men should trade names.

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RE: Favorite Slogan on a button, bumper sticker? - 8/4/2006 7:52:38 PM   
cuddleheart50


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Sing like no one is listening.
Love like you've never been hurt
and live like it's heaven on Earth.


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RE: Favorite Slogan on a button, bumper sticker? - 8/4/2006 7:54:09 PM   
cuddleheart50


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Status: offline 		My brother has this one on his bumber...
 
 
Who lit the fuse on your tampon?

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Dance like no one is watching,
Sing like no one is listening.
Love like you've never been hurt
and live like it's heaven on Earth.


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RE: Favorite Slogan on a button, bumper sticker? - 8/4/2006 7:54:30 PM   
andyny


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Status: offline 		I want one that says "People suck and I don't care" and I want one for the front bumper that says "I will not hesitate to hit you"

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RE: Favorite Slogan on a button, bumper sticker? - 8/4/2006 7:59:53 PM   
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RE: Favorite Slogan on a button, bumper sticker? - 8/4/2006 8:02:06 PM   
WyrdRich


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Status: offline 		   On my beat up old Dodge P/U: 

    I don't have a girlfriend but I know a girl who'd be mad if she heard me say that.

     Remember, pillage first, THEN burn

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RE: Favorite Slogan on a button, bumper sticker? - 8/4/2006 8:15:53 PM   
NoPoeticDevice


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Status: offline 		My favorite?  "Libido Ergo Sum". 

Plain and simple- "I lust, therefore, I am."  <3 Descartes.

Of course, there's always "My dad's a cop too. Couldja let me go now?"

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RE: Favorite Slogan on a button, bumper sticker? - 8/4/2006 8:37:04 PM   
Kagesuta


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Status: offline 		"Bumper stickers are an ineffectual means of communicating my nuanced views on a variety of issues that cannot be reduced to a simple pithy slogan."

From Wondermark.com. When I get a car, that's going on it.


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RE: Favorite Slogan on a button, bumper sticker? - 8/4/2006 10:10:04 PM   
MistressTexas


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RE: Favorite Slogan on a button, bumper sticker? - 8/4/2006 10:11:28 PM   
michaelGA2


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RE: Favorite Slogan on a button, bumper sticker? - 8/4/2006 10:16:24 PM   
MysticFireTopaz


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Status: offline 		Here's a few I like:
 
  • I've got PMS and a handgun.  Any questions?
  • Keep on honking--I'm reloading.
  • I still miss my ex--but my aim is getting better.

Lady Topaz


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RE: Favorite Slogan on a button, bumper sticker? - 8/4/2006 10:19:57 PM   
Bluebird


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Status: offline 		I saw one the other day: "If you are going to ride my ass like that, at least pull my hair!"

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RE: Favorite Slogan on a button, bumper sticker? - 8/4/2006 10:21:35 PM   
joyinslavery


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Mainstream...The New Alternative

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RE: Favorite Slogan on a button, bumper sticker? - 8/4/2006 10:24:00 PM   
Sasy


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Status: offline 		I have a T shirt that says it's MY attitude deal with it!!!!!!!!!

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RE: Favorite Slogan on a button, bumper sticker? - 8/4/2006 10:25:05 PM   
Sasy


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BUMPER STICKERS YOU PROBABLY MISSED BECAUSE YOU WERE DRIVING SO FAST..
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Constipated People Don't Give A crap.

If That Phone Was Up Your Butt, Maybe You Could Drive A Little Better.
To All You Virgins: Thanks For Nothing. 

Impotence: Nature's Way Of Saying "No Hard Feelings".
If You Can Read This, I've Lost My Trailer.

Horn Broken...  Watch For Finger.

The Earth Is Full - Go Home. 

I Have The Body Of A God ...  Buddha. 

So Many Pedestrians - So Little Time. 

Cleverly Disguised As A Responsible Adult.
If We Quit Voting Will They All Go Away?

Eat Right, Exercise, Die Anyway.

Illiterate?  Write For Help. 

Honk If Anything Falls Off. 

Cover Me, I'm Changing Lanes.
He Who Hesitates Is Not Only Lost But Miles From The Next Exit.

I Refuse To Have A Battle Of Wits With An Unarmed Person.

You!  Out Of The Gene Pool Now!
I Do Whatever My Rice Krispies Tell Me To. 

Fight Crime: Shoot Back!

If You Can Read This, Please Flip Me Back Over...
(Seen Upside Down On A Jeep) 

Remember Folks: Stop Lights Timed For 35mph Are Also Timed For 70mph.

Guys: No Shirt, No Service. Gals: No Shirt, No Charge
~Walking Is So Good For You, Then Why Does My Mailman Look Like Jabba
The Hut? 

Ax Me About Ebonics.
Body By Nautilus; Brain By Mattel.

Boldly Going Nowhere. 

Caution - Driver Legally Blonde.

Heart Attacks ... God's Revenge For Eating His Animal Friends.

Honk If You've Never Seen An Uzi Fired From A Car Window.

How Many Roads Must A Man Travel Down Before He Admits He is Lost?

GROW YOUR OWN DOPE --- PLANT A MAN. 

All Men Are Animals, Some Just Make Better Pets.

WANTED: Meaningful Overnight Relationship.

Your Proctologist Called....  He Found Your head. 
oops it wasnt that  big when I put it in


< Message edited by Sasy -- 8/4/2006 10:28:34 PM >

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RE: Favorite Slogan on a button, bumper sticker? - 8/4/2006 11:23:15 PM   
nefertari


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I think we should pass those out...like the "Stupid" signs.

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RE: Favorite Slogan on a button, bumper sticker? - 8/4/2006 11:42:41 PM   
Emperor1956


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Status: offline 		On the back of a t-shirt being worn by a biker:  "If you can read this, my bitch fell off."

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On a bumper sticker:  "Dear Aunt 'Em.  Hate you, Hate Kansas.  I'm taking the dog.  --D."


-E

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"When you wake up, Pooh," said Piglet, "what's the first thing you say?"
"What's for breakfast? What do you say, Piglet?"
"I say, I wonder what's going to happen exciting today?"
Pooh nodded thoughtfully.
"It's the same thing," he said.

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RE: Favorite Slogan on a button, bumper sticker? - 8/5/2006 7:34:32 AM   
MistyMenthal


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Misty in the Morning~~~~

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