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Bananas - 8/5/2006 12:11:51 AM   
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This is dedicated to QGuage:

okay this is a private thread...no one else can see it...I promise (crosses fingers)
Lets just admit it....you love the dancing bananas.....you gaze at them and get hypnotised, your probably have your own stuffed dancing banana you sleep with, I am certain you dream of being one with the banana...probably even get a boner or two over it.

You tell everyone you hate the banana.....when in reality....it is your life dream...and you just cant get enough.  No one is reading this..I have it set on all stealthy like.  Our secret.


Note to self:   Am either going to get hate mail the rest of my life from QGuage or just might get the sweet beating of a life time.... I will just have to take my chances.





okay so I am pmsing and I am bored lol

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RE: Bananas - 8/5/2006 12:29:14 AM   
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I Want Bananas!
Pick me pick me!
 
Ant and LilBecque

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RE: Bananas - 8/5/2006 12:31:02 AM   
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shhhhhhhhhh be bery quiet we are banana hunting and this is a super stealthed secret thread...that only Qguage can see.     

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RE: Bananas - 8/5/2006 12:31:58 AM   
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RE: Bananas - 8/5/2006 5:40:35 AM   
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RE: Bananas - 8/5/2006 5:48:07 AM   
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Have a great day Qgauge!!!!

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RE: Bananas - 8/5/2006 8:58:19 AM   
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You people are just sick.

However, that is the first time that I have seen IronBear use those ICONS, so, way to go.

And I have pulled this off stealth.



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RE: Bananas - 8/5/2006 9:16:25 AM   
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I will secretly take that as a compliment...I wont tell anyone since this cant be seen



This will be QGuage when he sees it




*cracks her own self up*

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RE: Bananas - 8/5/2006 1:05:56 PM   
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BANANAS

After Reading THIS, you'll NEVER look at a banana in the same way again!

Bananas. Containing three natural sugars - sucrose, fructose and glucose combined with fiber, a banana gives an instant, sustained and substantial boost of energy. Research has proven that just two
bananas provide enough energy for a strenuous 90-minute workout.
No wonder the banana is the number one fruit with the world's leading athletes.

But energy isn't the only way a banana can help us keep fit. It can
also help overcome or prevent a substantial number of illnesses and conditions, making it a must to add to our daily diet.

Depression
: According to a recent survey undertaken by MIND amongst people suffering from depression, many felt much better after eating a banana. This is because bananas contain tryptophan, a type of protein
that the body converts into serotonin, known to make you relax, improve your mood and generally make you feel happier.

PMS:
Forget the pills -- eat a banana. The vitamin B6 it contains
regulates blood glucose levels, which can affect your mood.

Anemia:
High in iron, bananas can stimulate the production of hemoglobin in the blood and so helps in cases of anemia.

Blood Pressure:
This unique tropical fruit is extremely high in
potassium yet low in salt, making it the perfect way to beat blood
pressure. So much so, the
US Food and Drug Administration has just
allowed the banana industry to make official claims for the fruit's
ability to reduce the risk of blood pressure and stroke.

Brain Power:
200 students at a Twickenham (Middlesex) school were helped through their exams this year by eating bananas at breakfast, break, and lunch in a bid to boost their brain power. Research has shown that the potassium-packed fruit can assist learning by making pupils more
alert.

Constipation:
High in fiber, including bananas in the diet can help restore normal bowel action, helping to overcome the problem without resorting to laxatives.


Hangovers:
One of the quickest ways of curing a hangover is to make a banana milkshake, sweetened with honey. The banana calms the stomach
and, with the help of the honey, builds up depleted blood sugar
levels, while the milk soothes and re-hydrates your system.

Heartburn:
Bananas have a natural antacid effect in the body, so if you
suffer from heartburn, try eating a banana for soothing relief.

Morning Sickness:
 Snacking on bananas between meals helps to keep blood sugar levels up and avoid morning sickness.

Mosquito bites:
Before reaching for the insect bite cream, try rubbing
the affected area with the inside of a banana skin. Many people find
it amazingly successful at reducing swelling and irritation.

Nerves:
Bananas are high in B vitamins that help calm the nervous system.

Overweight and at work
? Studies at the Institute of Psychology in
Austria found pressure at work leads to gorging on comfort food like chocolate and crisps. Looking at 5,000 hospital patients, researchers found the most obese were more likely to be in high-pressure jobs. The report concluded that, to avoid panic-induced food cravings, we need to
control our blood sugar levels by snacking on high carbohydrate foods every two hours to keep levels steady.

Ulcers:
The banana is used as the dietary food against intestinal
disorders because of its soft texture and smoothness. It is the only raw fruit that can be eaten without distress in over-chronicler cases. It also neutralizes over-acidity and reduces irritation by coating the lining of the stomach.

Temperature control:
Many other cultures see bananas as a "cooling"fruit that can lower both the physical and emotional temperature of expectant mothers. In
Thailand, for example, pregnant women eat bananas to ensure their baby is born with a cool! temperature.

Seasonal Affective Disorder (SAD):
Bananas can help SAD sufferers
because they contain the natural mood enhancer tryptophan.

Smoking:
Bananas can also help people trying to give up smoking. The B6, B12 they contain, as well as the potassium and magnesium found in them, help the body recover from the effects of nicotine withdrawal.

Stress:
Potassium is a vital mineral, which helps normalize the
heartbeat, sends oxygen to the brain and regulates your body's water balance. When we are stressed, our metabolic rate rises, thereby reducing our potassium levels. These can be rebalanced with the help of a high-potassium banana snack.

Strokes:
According to research in "The
New England Journal of Medicine," eating bananas as part of a regular diet can cut the risk of death by strokes by as much as 40%!

So, a banana really is a natural remedy for many ills. When you compare it to an apple, it has four times the protein, twice the carbohydrates, three times
the phosphorus, five times the vitamin A and iron, and twice the other vitamins and minerals. It is also rich in potassium and is one of the best value foods around.
So maybe its time to change that well-known phrase so that we say, "A banana a day keeps the doctor away!"

PASS IT ON TO YOUR FRIENDS

Banana peel is also good for poison ivy.


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RE: Bananas - 8/5/2006 1:08:13 PM   
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Now wonders where everyone's getting the Bananna Icons???


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RE: Bananas - 8/5/2006 4:02:45 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: MasterRenegade77

Now wonders where everyone's getting the Bananna Icons???



well if you would take time to not be serious ..its to the <<<<<left  of the post screen under more smileys. This is random stupidity afterall. *click* more smilies, then click on banana and shizammmmmm its in your post.

Glad I could help.....please quietly drive through this is a secret thread after all.

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RE: Bananas - 8/5/2006 4:12:45 PM   
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Ok the banana is all well and good but come on people we ignore the very best little dude out there and the is the belly lint man
 









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RE: Bananas - 8/5/2006 4:26:05 PM   
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No not belly lint but dancing sheep for all our Kiwi mates... They so looooooove their lil baa baas

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RE: Bananas - 8/5/2006 4:54:55 PM   
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NOOO Ironbear hes the belly button lint dude!!!!!!!!

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RE: Bananas - 8/5/2006 6:32:41 PM   
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hehehehehe

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RE: Bananas - 8/5/2006 6:52:14 PM   
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BELLY BUTTON LINT DUDE

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RE: Bananas - 8/5/2006 7:53:20 PM   
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I want to see a dancing pineapple!

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RE: Bananas - 8/5/2006 8:35:00 PM   
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No, it's the Stay-Puft marshmallow man...

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RE: Bananas - 8/5/2006 8:40:37 PM   
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LOL I dont remeber what thread it was but a while back he was named the belly button lint dude

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RE: Bananas - 8/5/2006 8:49:25 PM   
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ha found it

http://www.collarchat.com/m_433357/mpage_5/key_belly%2Cbutton%2Clint/tm.htm

post 91 I think by brightspot!!!

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