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Keep this in mind when you have something to return an... - 8/5/2006 8:00:46 PM

MasterRenegade77

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A woman went to a K-Mart service counter and told the clerk she wanted a refund for the toaster she bought because it won't work. The clerk told her that he can't give her a refund because she bought it on special.
Suddenly, the woman threw her arms up in the air and started screaming,
"PINCH MY NIPPLES,
PINCH MY NIPPLES,
PINCH MY NIPPLES!!!!!!"

The befuddled clerk ran away to get the store manager
in front of a growing crowd of customers! .
The manager comes to the woman and asks,"Ma'am what's wrong?"?
She explained the problem with the toaster, and he also told her that he can't give her a refund because she bought it on special.

Once again, the woman throws her arms up in the air and screamed,

"PINCH MY NIPPLES,
PINCH M Y NIPPLES,
PINCH MY NIPPLES!!!"
and doing so draws an even bigger crowd!

In shock, the store manager pleads,?
"Ma'am, why are you saying that?"

In a huff, the woman says,

"BECAUSE, I LIKE TO HAVE
MY NIPPLES PINCHED
WHEN I'M BEING SCREWED!!"

The crowd broke into applause and her money was quickly refunded!!

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RE: Keep this in mind when you have something to retur... - 8/5/2006 8:16:57 PM

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Hmmm, I'll have to remember that when I make another return..lol

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RE: Keep this in mind when you have something to retur... - 8/6/2006 10:17:43 AM

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That was great!!! ;)

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RE: Keep this in mind when you have something to retur... - 8/7/2006 9:22:27 AM

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GOOD ONE!!!

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RE: Keep this in mind when you have something to retur... - 8/7/2006 9:27:39 AM

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The joke was funny, but the formatting, text size & colour was horrible. Sorry, but that makes me not want to read posts.

Yours,

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RE: Keep this in mind when you have something to retur... - 8/8/2006 3:00:08 AM

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i am so trying this

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RE: Keep this in mind when you have something to retur... - 8/8/2006 2:57:18 PM

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