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HarryVanWinkle -> Ex-wife tales (8/5/2006 9:38:37 PM)
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I divorced my first wife because of her filthy habits. Every time I'd go to piss in the kitchen sink, it was full of dirty dishes. My second wife died when she ate some poisoned mushroom. My third wife died of a brain hemorrhage. She refused to eat the mushrooms.
My ex-wife once told me to give her nine inches and make it hurt. So, I fucked her three times, then slapped her silly.
My ex-wife told me I was a lousy lover. I don't see how she can make a judgement like that in two minutes.
My ex-wife told me my organ was too small. I told her her cathredal was too big.
Anybody got some more?
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