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Dear Birthday Fairy - 8/7/2006 6:30:16 AM   
mistoferin


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Status: offline 		Today it's my birthday and so I thought maybe the Birthday wish fairy might grant me a few wishes.......

1. I wish that a little light bulb would go on over everyone in the "Second Hand Smoke" thread and they would realize the answer lies in common sense and respect of other's choices.

2. I wish that we would get a concrete answer to "What's the difference between a sub and a slave".

3. I wish that someone would actually come up with the "Last Word".

4. I wish that benji would stop peeing willy nilly all over everything.

If I only get three wishes I could actually live with benji peeing.

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RE: Dear Birthday Fairy - 8/7/2006 6:33:59 AM   
cuddleheart50


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Status: offline 		Happy Birthday, and I hope all your wishes come true!

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RE: Dear Birthday Fairy - 8/7/2006 6:38:09 AM   
WayWardSoul


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Status: offline 		Happy b-day erin

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RE: Dear Birthday Fairy - 8/7/2006 6:42:56 AM   
Mercnbeth


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Have a great day! We hope you are granted one wish; that all your wishes come true!

Happy Birthday!

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RE: Dear Birthday Fairy - 8/7/2006 7:04:57 AM   
smilezz


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Status: offline 		Happy Birthday erin!!  hope you have a fantastic day with all the wishes coming true.

~smilezz~

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RE: Dear Birthday Fairy - 8/7/2006 7:22:35 AM   
twicehappy


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quote:

ORIGINAL: mistoferin

1. I wish that a little light bulb would go on over everyone in the "Second Hand Smoke" thread and they would realize the answer lies in common sense and respect of other's choices.


Good luck!

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2. I wish that we would get a concrete answer to "What's the difference between a sub and a slave".


One ends "ub" and the other ends "lave". Tadah!

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3. I wish that someone would actually come up with the "Last Word".


Zymosan; it is the last word in the dictionary.

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4. I wish that benji would stop peeing willy nilly all over everything.
 

That one is easy, he never pees willy nilly, only with great premeditation.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY! Now get down here for your spanking!

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< Message edited by ModeratorEleven -- 8/7/2006 7:25:32 AM >

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RE: Dear Birthday Fairy - 8/7/2006 7:25:06 AM   
ModeratorEleven


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Status: offline 		Happy Birthday!

Consider one of your wishes fulfilled.

XI

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RE: Dear Birthday Fairy - 8/7/2006 7:26:33 AM   
mistoferin


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ORIGINAL: ModeratorEleven

Happy Birthday!

Consider one of your wishes fulfilled.

XI


OMG......Did I ever tell you that I love you?

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Peace and light,
~erin~

There are no victims here...only volunteers.

When you make a habit of playing on the tracks, you thereby forfeit the right to bitch when you get hit by a train.

"I did it! I admit it and I'm gonna do it again!"

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RE: Dear Birthday Fairy - 8/7/2006 7:31:01 AM   
gooddogbenji


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Happy barfday.  Now, looking down, I'm just curious where Mod XI got a cork big enough to plug me up.... 

You know, eventually, the pressure will shoot that cork out, and I only hope no one is standing in front of me then.

Yours,


benji

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RE: Dear Birthday Fairy - 8/7/2006 8:42:19 AM   
IronBear


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Status: offline 		Happy Birthbay erin lass. May you have joy and peace.. 

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RE: Dear Birthday Fairy - 8/7/2006 9:45:41 AM   
ravn


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Status: offline 		Happy Birthday! =)

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RE: Dear Birthday Fairy - 8/7/2006 10:46:27 AM   
CatNmouse2002


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ORIGINAL: cuddleheart50

Happy Birthday, and I hope all your wishes come true!


what cuddleheart said !

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RE: Dear Birthday Fairy - 8/7/2006 10:51:14 AM   
SpankMuhButt


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Status: offline 		Happy Birthday Erin, hope you have a great day!

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RE: Dear Birthday Fairy - 8/7/2006 11:39:14 AM   
mistoferin


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Status: offline 		Thanks everyone....this is turning into a GREAT Birthday!!!!! I should probably post this on the "Pay if Forward" thread but I have a friend of mine that I helped out a great deal in his restaurant business a few years ago when he was just starting out. I put in lots of long hours and would never accept payment for it. I believe in helping out a friend. Well he just called to tell me that he has sold the building the restaurant is in and he and his wife are moving South. He said that he knows that I have been struggling to start my own catering business...getting all the equipment and that. He told me to come on down....the inventory is mine....a thank you for all I did. I am just in shock!!! When I recover from this next surgery I will have everything that I need for my own business....all I will need to do is rent a space. What goes around really does come around....and what an awesome and unexpected birthday gift!!!

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Peace and light,
~erin~

There are no victims here...only volunteers.

When you make a habit of playing on the tracks, you thereby forfeit the right to bitch when you get hit by a train.

"I did it! I admit it and I'm gonna do it again!"

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RE: Dear Birthday Fairy - 8/7/2006 12:02:19 PM   
LaTigresse


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Status: offline 		Totally AWSOME!

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RE: Dear Birthday Fairy - 8/7/2006 1:16:33 PM   
NakedOnMyChain


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Status: offline 		Granted!

1.) People will now smoke where it is respectful to do so and non-smokers will avoid those places.  If they don't they will be stoned to death with candy cigarettes.

2.)  The difference between a sub and a slave is that one comes with lettuce and tomato over cold-cuts, and the other comes with chains and manacles over wrists.

3.)  The last word is whatever I said last in an argument.

4.)  It's sacrilege to come between a dog and his wee.  You're on your own there.

Happy birthday, doll!  I hope it's a great one!



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"I ask for so little. Just fear me, love me, do as I say, and I will be your slave."
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RE: Dear Birthday Fairy - 8/7/2006 1:46:33 PM   
windchymes


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Status: offline 		Happy Birthday, erin!  Thanks for all the smiles you've given me

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You know it's going to be a GOOD blow job when she puts a Breathe Right strip on first.

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RE: Dear Birthday Fairy - 8/7/2006 1:58:14 PM   
enigmabrat


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Status: offline 		Happy birthday Erin your just too cute

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RE: Dear Birthday Fairy - 8/7/2006 3:09:53 PM   
mistoferin


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Status: offline 		Thanks everyone!!! I'm having an awesome day! Even if benji pee'd all over it wouldn't spoil it...lol. And now I get to go eat cake....mmmm...chocolate!!!!!!

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Peace and light,
~erin~

There are no victims here...only volunteers.

When you make a habit of playing on the tracks, you thereby forfeit the right to bitch when you get hit by a train.

"I did it! I admit it and I'm gonna do it again!"

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RE: Dear Birthday Fairy - 8/7/2006 3:12:44 PM   
Darkraven6


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Status: offline 		Very Happy Birthday to you...and many, many blessings....

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