MasterRenegade77
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From: Upstate N.Y. (Broome Co.)
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I went to the doctor for my yearly physical. The nurse starts with certain
basics.
How much do you weigh?" she asks.
"135," I say.
The nurse puts me on the scale. It turns out my weight is 160.
The nurse asks, "Your height?"
"5 foot 6," I say.
The nurse checks and sees that I only measure 5' 3".
She then takes my blood pressure and tells me it is very high.
"Of course it's high!" I scream, "When I came in here I was tall and
slender! Now I'm short and fat!"
She put me on Prozac.
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