Four Pieces

An elderly gentleman went to the local drug store and asked the
pharmacist for the little blue "Viagra" pill.
The pharmacist asked "How many?"
The man replied, "Just a few, maybe a half dozen. I cut each one
into four pieces."
The pharmacist said, "That's too small a dose. That won't
get you through intimacy.
The old fellow said, "Oh, I'm past eighty years old
and I don't even think about intimacy much anymore. I just want it to
stick out far enough so I don't pee on my new golf shoes.