pounddog
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To put you all in the right mood , i ask that You think in a Scottish Brough as the Scot talks in this lil story ,, ok ? it makes it authentic that way
Well there was this travelling Air show from USA going around the world displaying thier flying expertise.
After the show, there were rides being given in the Acrobatic planes,
Well there in a little Farm community in Scotland
A Scottish Farmer comes up to the American Flyer and starts up a conversation with the pilot it goes like this,
Aye Yank ! That twas some fine show You put on, Why thank you said the Yank,
Aye tis always been sumting i always taught would be wondrful , to fly wit da birds,
But ya see yank me wife an meself , were just poor farm folk, we barely had gas for the lorrie to come see You fly today,
Do ya think Yank , You could give me wife an thee a ride ?
The Yank said well i sure would like to but we take people up in these planes to pay our expenses ,
Well the Scottsman stayed around and kept telling his sob story to the pilot,
and was relentless,
it was the last flight of the day , The Scot's man was still going on about how much he'd like to feel the wind on his face , and to see the countryside like a bird , and so on,
Well the Yank pilot , Say's Ok Ok , i will take You and Your wife up in the Plane, but if i hear a peep from You the whole time were up there You owe me the money for the ride , Ok ?
Aye the Scottsman say's Aye Yank , Thank You , Thank You , The Yank say's well don't thank me Yet , remember one peep from You and You will pay me the full amount for the ride ...
So they jump in , The Scottsman , his wife and the Yank, in an open bi plane,
The Yank is an experience Combat pilot, fought in Dogfights , and has gone through Astronaut training, He is smiling to himself as they taxi on the runway, because he knows there has been other experienced pilots that he made scream out loud with his daredevil tatics
So off they Go , He pulls straight up full throttle, and then into a nose dive , then flies upside down , waiting to hear the screams ,,,, nothing he really can't believe that this dirt farmer could keep his mouth shut from the Pilots best moves ,
He lands the plane , and looks back at the Scottsman and say's ,
i can't believe You didn't utter a peep !
The Scottsman say's , Aye there was a time there when my wife fell out that i almost said somethin...................................................
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