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alwayzron -> Marvin and his chicken ...... (12/17/2004 8:10:22 PM)
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Marvin had a chicken that he took with him everywhere. He went to see a movie, but the lady at the door wouldn't let him in. In desparation, he stuffed the chicken down his pants, bought his ticket, and went into the theater. Fearful, lest the poultry perish from lack of air, Marvin unzips his pants and the chicken, naturally, pokes its head out.
Mildred, sitting next to him, can't help but notice, and nudges her friend Agnes, who's trying watch the movie in peace.
"Agnes!", she says, "This man's exposing himself!!"
"Ignore him!", Agnes recomends.
"I can't", Mildred explains, "It's eating my popcorn!"
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