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alwayzron -> Timmy and the man in the closet .... (12/17/2004 8:22:21 PM)
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Timmy's mom used to put Timmy in the closet .... but only when Timmy's dad was at work and Timmy's mom had her "special friend" come for a visit. One day, Timmy's dad came home from work unexpectedly and Timmy's mom rushed her "special friend" into the closet with Timmy.
The following exchange of words ensued ....
Timmy: It's dark in here, isn't it?
Friend: Shhhhh !!!!!! (holding finger to lips)
Timmy: But it is pretty dark, don't you think?
Friend: Shhhhh !!!!!! (more insistently)
Timmy: I want a new bike.
Friend: If I buy you a bike, will you shut up?
Timmy: Yes ....
Sooo ... Timmy gets his bike and all ends well.
A few months later, Timmy's mom takes him to confessional. Timmy enters the confessional booth .... and ....
Timmy: It's pretty dark in here.
Priest: Look! You're not getting another bike !!!
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