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RE: A trip to the grocery store - 8/12/2006 2:55:41 PM   
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this is another really fine reason why i am totally allergic to shopping



thank god for grown children who love to shop

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RE: A trip to the grocery store - 9/2/2006 4:49:53 PM   
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Funny!  And you know what, at most grocery stores, if you have 10 items, they send you out the door with 8 to 10 of those damned plastic bags!  You know, the same ones you see floating on the breeze around town, stuck to car grills or entangled in trees. 

I think the majority of the chain supermarkets have their heads up their arses.  I like shopping at Whole Foods.  A little more expensive but personally, I think it's worth it.  And I doubt they'd have sanitary napkins on the cleaning and laundry aisle. 



I love shopping at Whole Foods. It is convienant for me anyways, and thank goodness, walgreens is across the street.

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RE: A trip to the grocery store - 9/3/2006 5:18:57 AM   
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Birth control next to the pregnancy testing, now there's an oxymoron.  I think they should put the birth control on the end cap or near the entrance ... *lol*.

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RE: A trip to the grocery store - 9/3/2006 5:33:17 AM   
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I prefer having everything in its normal place and I know the grocery shops here inside out but when they change their setups gosh it drives me mad. I can never make lists of what to shop either I forget the list at home..or forget to look at it when I'm in the store so I just walk through the store and grab the things I see along the way..and then I don't really do it organized so I can go 10 times through the same aisle before finishing the things I gotta pick up there heh but ye I agree it's very annoying to have things...DIFFERENT

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RE: A trip to the grocery store - 9/3/2006 5:54:46 AM   
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Another vote for Whole Foods. Great store.

I personally like to grocery shop, but only because I like to cook and am somewhat picky. The thought of sending a sub to the store? No-go. He'd likely (a) take forever to figure out what everything is and complete his shopping, or (b) call Me two dozen times with questions. I'd rather go Myself, honestly. As mentioned already though, a sub on hand to scout for oddly placed items and carry bags would be ideal, though.  

Strange about the location of the feminine products but I'm not surprised, considering the marketing tactics nowadays leading them to shift the entire store around every few months, it seems.

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RE: A trip to the grocery store - 9/3/2006 4:22:19 PM   
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I love Whole Foods, but my Master and I do most of our shopping at Trader Joe's. I love that place.

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RE: A trip to the grocery store - 9/4/2006 8:43:31 PM   
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Funny!  And you know what, at most grocery stores, if you have 10 items, they send you out the door with 8 to 10 of those damned plastic bags!  You know, the same ones you see floating on the breeze around town, stuck to car grills or entangled in trees. 


Here's one, it actually take TWICE as long to check out if you either bring your own bags or worse do something crazy like buy a  plastic box and put all of your purchases inside without the bags OMG!!!!
By the way Whole Foods is the BOMB!!! LOVE IT!! They have this raspberry granola that's the best stuff ever. Little bit on ice cream is awsome, fiber with taste.

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RE: A trip to the grocery store - 9/4/2006 8:48:36 PM   
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why don't you put the condoms on the automotive aisle with the beer and pretzels instead of the Fem hygiene/cleaning products

Because the likelyhood of getting a man to buy condoms in a drug or grocery store is about as good as getting him to buy summers eve and tampons!

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RE: A trip to the grocery store - 9/7/2006 4:02:32 AM   
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I LOVE whole foods, there isn't one anywhere close to the new area I've moved to, not even anything to compare it to. I'd love to have a Trader Joe's close by too. Oh well, at least I have great air and very little traffic. Gotta look at the good things.

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RE: A trip to the grocery store - 9/7/2006 4:22:30 AM   
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ORIGINAL: DivaDuchess

Birth control next to the pregnancy testing, now there's an oxymoron.  I think they should put the birth control on the end cap or near the entrance ... *lol*.

Companies have to pay extra money to have their products placed near ends and even more to have them showcased on the end cap (at least, this used to be the case). Even though I agree, birth control should definately be smacked up side some peoples heads, they just aren't gonna pay out the extra expense to do it.

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RE: A trip to the grocery store - 9/7/2006 1:28:32 PM   
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Ok, I work at Wal-Mart here in Rapid, and Things are where they are supposed to be. Syrup with the pancake stuffs, fem hygeine things in pharmacy, and chips and beer in the Grocery areas. But when people ask me where stuff is, I tell them where it is, and it turns out that they were looking in the areas that wouldn't have anything to do with what they wanted. Like looking for spark plugs in electronics, or Lawn and garden, or looking for Condoms in the infants area......GOD!!! We've got some geniuses here!

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RE: A trip to the grocery store - 9/7/2006 1:32:27 PM   
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I LOVE whole foods, there isn't one anywhere close to the new area I've moved to, not even anything to compare it to. I'd love to have a Trader Joe's close by too. Oh well, at least I have great air and very little traffic. Gotta look at the good things.

~Big

I mourned when I moved from Baltimore and found out there was no Whole Foods here...now we have one near where I work and I wish Id never heard of Whole Foods because I can't get out of that store for less than $50.00! I make up for it by eating as much of every sample as I can manage without making a scene :-).

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RE: A trip to the grocery store - 9/7/2006 11:39:55 PM   
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I mourned when I moved from Baltimore and found out there was no Whole Foods here...now we have one near where I work and I wish Id never heard of Whole Foods because I can't get out of that store for less than $50.00! I make up for it by eating as much of every sample as I can manage without making a scene :-).
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LOL I know what you mean. Does yours have a counter offering wonderfully prepared foods and you can sit and eat them inside or out? I really miss that. I just might have to take a trip to Balto, if I can't find one closer.
I think the closest Trader Joe's is the new one they just opened, in NY. Kind of far to travel just to get some arona berry drink LOL

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RE: A trip to the grocery store - 9/8/2006 12:03:50 AM   
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One of my guy friends has a whole routine down.  Sometimes
his female friends need him to run down to the store for
feminine hygenie supplies in an emergency.  Their request is
usually prefaced with, "You have had a couple of long-term
girlfriends, right?"  He replies in the affirmative and then has
the young lady write down exactly what brand, style, type,
scented or unscented, etc. to avoid any confusion. 
 
 
 

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RE: A trip to the grocery store - 9/8/2006 12:11:20 AM   
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When the grocery store near my apartment was being remodeled
shopping was such a long, tiresome experience!  I went up and
down the rows, muttering under my breath in frustration.  The
store clerks were frequently as confused as the long term
customers, fumbling and bumbling around in circles.
 
The cleaning supplies aisle is one where I try to get the needed
items and leave as quickly as possible.  The detergents and
cleaning products start my allergies up and it is all sneezing,
watering eyes, etc.
 
I like shopping in drug stores, they usually have a variety of items;
including summer clothes, hats and swimming supplies.  Not to
mention those stylin' plastic martini mixer sets! 
 


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RE: A trip to the grocery store - 9/8/2006 12:55:29 AM   
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Fast reply because I'm replying to a whole bunch of folk.  What you have to understand is that the moment you park your car in the Safeway/Kohls/Jewel/Dominicks/Kroger/Von's/Roundy/A&P (Ok...I'm flashing back to my childhood...anyone remember Roundy's?  A&P?)  anyway...you are being manipulated.  Now this isn't all bad, because part of the manipulation is to get you in a position to find what you need, and ideally to pay a fair price for it.  But in the grocery game, manipulation is king.

The key is dollars per square foot.   EVERY department is measured on an hourly basis (in the sophisticated big stores) to figure out where the maximum $$/square foot are generated.  The successful Grocery store manager is the one who makes those numbers jump.  By the way, the OTHER industry that measures $$/square foot religiously, changes up their floors so things are new and you can't find the same old in the same place and manipulates you within your last quarter?  The "Gaming Industry".   Ever notice that no one who isn't IN that business calls it that?  We usually call it "Gambling".  Well, a casino is manipulating you down to the square foot, too.  And you don't even get the Nutter Butters.

So, a few tricks of the Grocery Store trade:

1.  There are two schools of thought on what goes on the lower shelves...someone said "cheaper stuff" so you reach for the eye level more expensive.  That's possible but NOT NECESSARILY. The modern theory is you stock the harder to reach places with the strong brands people will demand.  Eat peanut butter?  The odds are you have a brand preference, and the odds are that brand preference is SO STRONG you will skip the PB if you can't get your Jif, or Skippy, or Peter Pan or... (OK, you wingnuts who buy Whole Foods all natural ground cashew butter...yes, I love it.  Yes it is healthier.  Yes it is not that nasty hydrogenated trans fat stuff.  Fine.  now try and get your brand conscious 10 year old to eat it.  Uh HUH.  and besides, not eating Skippy is unAmerican.  And only weirdos and fruity types eat Jif.  But I digress).   My point is that you put the STRONG BRANDS down low, because people will go get them...you put the store brands, etc. at eye level.

2.  Where do you put the tampons?  Well, it doesn't really matter except you put them DEEP in the store because women who need tampons well...They NEED them.  And they'll walk thru aisle after aisle of stuff they DON'T need to find them.  And when they walk...they buy.  (so do men, but we don't usually get the sanitary supplies, preferring instead death).  So you put impulse items near the tampons, etc.   BUT what's an impulse Item?  Well...MOST of those fancy cleaning supplies for one.  You don't go to the store LOOKING for a swiffer, or a Mr. Clean eraser (aren't those things great?  Why don't we make cars out of them?  You'd never need a car wash you'd just....but I digress again...)   The FIRST buy of a Swiffer is impulse...and the rest is consumer addiction.  So you put 'em near the tampons.

3.  LaTigresse -- the reason you can't find your favorite tortillas with the OTHER Mexican foods, your salsa with the OTHER salsa, etc. is that Mission apparently believes that to sell its products it needs "kiosk marketing".   Kiosking (yes, that's a word) is done when a brand wants ALL its related products grouped together, away from the others.  So Mission puts its salsa, chips, tortillas, peppers, chiles, day-of-the-dead sugar skulls, etc all in one area.  They PAY the grocery store for this.  Which brings us to:

4. PRODUCT PLACEMENT FEES.  probably the biggest innovation in grocery store management of the past 20 years, and the reason that the Vernor's Ginger Ale is NEVER right front and center in the fizzy sugar water aisle, is that brands pay to play....they pay to have their products on a certain place on a certain shelf, they pay to have their products kiosked, they even pay to have their products featured IN THE STORE period.  Which is why some really great brands never get on the shelf.  (NOTE:  Whole Foods and Trader Joes do this, too BUT they are smarter in that they feature certain funky products w/o needing placement because it confirms that they are organic/cool/groovy/have a rad tat and a nipple ring...which makes suburban moms for some reason swoon over their stores.  This is why Dr. Bonner's Peppermint Soap is sold in Trader Joe's, tho I don't think Dr. Bonner ever paid a product placement fee in his long, sweet scented life.  And if you know who Dr. Bonner is, you ARE a goddess.)

5.  Store Brands.  OK, if you make SOME money on product placement fees (and you do...approx. 20-30% of the net profit in a modern store because the margins on grocery sales are sooo slim -- and if you don't know what "margin" means, just shake your pretty blonde head and flex your pecs and giggle) where you REALLY make money is selling stuff you private labelled.  Viz:  Trader Joe's, which has a brilliant financial plan in which almost EVERYTHING (except the forementioned funky/groovy products) are store brands.

6.  Which brings us to why the milk and the prescription counters are in the back of the store.  You know this one.  See impulse buy and margin. 

So if I'm laying out "Emperor's Grocery and Bondage Toy Emporium" and I know my customers will be the lovely Dommes and subs who posted on this thread...I put the high priced, cool floggers next to the Ultra maxi pads with wings.  And I watch my sales take flight.

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RE: A trip to the grocery store - 9/8/2006 2:47:32 AM   
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If you love Whole Foods, check your area for a Trader Joe's.  We have them here on the east coast and they are fab.  (And alot cheaper too.)

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RE: A trip to the grocery store - 9/8/2006 2:49:54 AM   
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FWIW, I remember A&P and Shop N Bag.  Those were the two chains that have completely gone under in these parts.  We still have a SuperFresh and a Pathmark here and there, and the occasional Acme Markets.

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RE: A trip to the grocery store - 9/8/2006 2:58:33 AM   
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This is why Dr. Bonner's Peppermint Soap is sold in Trader Joe's, tho I don't think Dr. Bonner ever paid a product placement fee in his long, sweet scented life.  And if you know who Dr. Bonner is, you ARE a goddess.)


Pssst, is't it Dr. Bronner (as in Dr. Bronner's Magic Soap)? They make the most fantastic tea tree soap :-)  My other favorite is Booth's.

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RE: A trip to the grocery store - 9/8/2006 3:35:36 AM   
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Wow!  I totally forgot about Trader Joe's.  It's a great store and there's one near me.  Thanks...I think I'll go tomorrow!

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