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Smile! - 8/9/2006 2:16:47 PM   
Mercnbeth


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I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with "Guess" on it. So I said "Implants?" She hit me.
 
How come we choose from just two people to run for president and over fifty for Miss America?
 
A good friend will come and bail you out of jail...but, a true friend will be sitting next to you saying, "Wow...that was fun!"
 
I signed up for an exercise class and was told to wear loose-fitting clothing. If I HAD any loose-fitting clothing, I wouldn't have signed up in the first place!
 
When I was young we used to go "skinny dipping," now I just "chunky dunk."
 
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Wouldn't it be nice if whenever we messed up our life we could simply press 'Ctrl Alt Delete' and start all over?
 
Why is it that our children can't read a Bible in school, but they can in prison?
 
Wouldn't you know it...
Brain cells come and brain cells go, but FAT cells live forever.
 
Why do I have to swear on the Bible in court when the Ten Commandments cannot be displayed outside?
 
And remember: life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes.
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RE: Smile! - 8/9/2006 3:22:45 PM   
LaTigresse


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Status: offline 		I love it!!! Thank you!

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My twisted, self deprecating, sense of humour, finds alot to laugh about, in your lack of one!

Just because you are well educated, articulate, and can use big, fancy words, properly........does not mean you are right!

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RE: Smile! - 8/9/2006 3:31:45 PM   
CreoleCook


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Status: offline 		saw this on a bumper sticker... I wish I could find one for my car...

God Must LOVE stupid people...
Otherwise He would not have made so many of them

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RE: Smile! - 8/9/2006 3:33:58 PM   
CreoleCook


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ORIGINAL: Mercnbeth



Wouldn't it be nice if whenever we messed up our life we could simply press 'Ctrl Alt Delete' and start all over?
 



I'd be happy just finding a new windows keyboard, with the "fuck it" key...


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RE: Smile! - 8/9/2006 3:37:58 PM   
LTRsubNW


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ORIGINAL: Mercnbeth

Wouldn't you know it...
Brain cells come and brain cells go, but FAT cells live forever.


Thankfully I still have enough brain cells left to sue.

(Who took my damn sour cream?)

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RE: Smile! - 8/9/2006 6:08:53 PM   
Saratov


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quote:

ORIGINAL: CreoleCook

quote:

ORIGINAL: Mercnbeth



Wouldn't it be nice if whenever we messed up our life we could simply press 'Ctrl Alt Delete' and start all over?
 





I'd be happy just finding a new windows keyboard, with the "fuck it" key...




 I'm still trying to find the "any key"

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RE: Smile! - 8/9/2006 6:14:44 PM   
cuddleheart50


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Amen!

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RE: Smile! - 8/10/2006 12:47:31 AM   
JustaDom


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Status: offline 		The "fuck it key" is not usually found on the keyboard with a PC.  You can find it on the tower or the desktop case.  You can usually find it in the front of the case in most current models located next to the LED lights.  It is usually labeled "reset" or sometimes "power."

We rarely needed it in the days of DOS.  DOS even sounded solid.  Windows was a bad move -- when windows crash, they break.

Joe
Trying to hold off becoming a Macochist

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RE: Smile! - 8/10/2006 7:02:07 AM   
Littlepita


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I signed up for an exercise class and was told to wear loose-fitting clothing. If I HAD any loose-fitting clothing, I wouldn't have signed up in the first place!


I am sooooooo putting that in my sig on my diet board!

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