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Misstoyou -> Not a masochist... (8/9/2006 9:59:34 PM)
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A guy was freaking out at his dentist's office, facing some really really nasty dental work.
His dentist said, "Don't worry, I'll give you plenty of novicane. You won't feel a thing."
"No, no! No novicane! I can't stand needles. I'm not going to have a needle near my mouth. You've got to come up with something else."
His dentist said, "No problem. I'll give you gas. You'll just float away, and won't feel a thing. "
"No, no! Not gas! The last time I was given gas, I had a headache for an entire week. You've got to come up with something else."
"Well," said the dentist. "There's always Viagra ..."
"What?! Viagra will work for this, too? It's a painkiller?"
"Nah," said the dentist. "but without novicane or gas, you're going to need something to hold on to."
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