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A Modest Proposal: New Sport - 8/10/2006 10:33:42 AM

Chaingang

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We lock all the followers of Moses in a huge arena, as many as we can fit - be they Christian, Jew, or Muslim - and let them fight it out hand to hand. It would be better than the Roman arena to watch these nutters claw each other to death and we in the stands would be well entertained while drinking sodas and beer and eating popcorn and nachos.

There's a modest proposal for you.

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RE: A Modest Proposal: New Sport - 8/10/2006 10:46:38 AM

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What is with this Moses fixation? Do you mean Moses Malone?

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RE: A Modest Proposal: New Sport - 8/10/2006 12:48:54 PM

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What about those of us who don't follow any one particular religion but enjoy the study of many (some of them Judeo-Christian)?

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RE: A Modest Proposal: New Sport - 8/10/2006 1:02:44 PM

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I propose building the arena in Antarctica as plenty of space will be needed - either their God will keep them warm or their fiery mutual hatred will, or maybe they'll just freeze to death and the rest of us can live in peace.
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RE: A Modest Proposal: New Sport - 8/10/2006 1:07:59 PM

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Study not follow. Follow me?

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RE: A Modest Proposal: New Sport - 8/10/2006 2:22:09 PM

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It depends on what we'd find when we got where we were going.

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RE: A Modest Proposal: New Sport - 8/10/2006 2:59:02 PM

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Fuck that .. if we are having cage fights I want in as well . You can't just limit it to coolaid drinkers I mean alot of us out here don't follow a "religion" , one that mentions Moses or not .
I will not stand for a combat sport that discreminates based on religion or race .

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