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Chaingang -> Get Right With God Now - Doom Is Upon You! (8/10/2006 2:18:31 PM)
Apocalypse Now? http://www.comedycentral.com/sitewide/media_player/play.jhtml?itemId=72546&ml_collection=&ml_context=show&allowMotherload=false&ml_gateway=&ml_comedian=none&poppedFrom=_shows_the_daily_show_videos_most_recent_index.jhtml& "The Nexus of Politics and Terror" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=az7yl-UnsQQ

Estring -> RE: Get Right With God Now - Doom Is Upon You! (8/10/2006 2:27:59 PM)
I wonder why you don't give equal time to dopey ideas from the Far Left as well? How about Ingrid Newkirk of PETA comparing barbequing chickens to the gassing 6 million Jews? See, being a fanatical athiest can lead to just as ridiculious conclusions.

CatNmouse2002 -> RE: Get Right With God Now - Doom Is Upon You! (8/10/2006 2:42:32 PM)
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Chaingang -> RE: Get Right With God Now - Doom Is Upon You! (8/10/2006 3:25:16 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Estring I wonder why you don't give equal time to dopey ideas from the Far Left as well? Wonder not. It's just so easy to wipe my ass on right-wing nonsense. Live in fear, Estring. Whether you believe yourself or not, you are in bed with religious fanatics. Have fun in that bed. I choose other beds for my fun. Sorry.

captiveplatypus -> RE: Get Right With God Now - Doom Is Upon You! (8/10/2006 3:35:32 PM)
God said let us eat chickens!

mnottertail -> RE: Get Right With God Now - Doom Is Upon You! (8/10/2006 3:58:12 PM)
And god said 'Let there be light', so plug in that fuckin' cord, brother. Ron the heathen Enlightening the world since 1954 (that's two, yes; count 'em two years before wicca!)

popeye1250 -> RE: Get Right With God Now - Doom Is Upon You! (8/10/2006 4:37:43 PM)
Chaingang, Leave the right-wing religious fundies alone! They're ALWAYS good for a laugh!!! These are the same people who thought "Harry Potter" was a "Devil Movie! Great entertainment value from the "Holy Rollers!!!"

WyrdRich -> RE: Get Right With God Now - Doom Is Upon You! (8/10/2006 5:52:51 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Chaingang Wonder not. It's just so easy to wipe my ass on right-wing nonsense. The universe is really showing its sense of humor today. This thread is right next to "the worldwide meditation for peace." Nonsense comes from every wing. If only the libs held their friends to the same standards as their enemies we MIGHT be able to see some positive change in the world.

beenwhipped -> RE: Get Right With God Now - Doom Is Upon You! (8/10/2006 6:03:23 PM)
i think that extreme left wing and right wing ideas are full of shit. WyrdRich you dont think that the right wing holds their friends to the same standard as their eneimeis? cough cough Isreal *cough not defending democrats mind you

WyrdRich -> RE: Get Right With God Now - Doom Is Upon You! (8/10/2006 7:30:17 PM)
I'd prefer you had used Limbaugh on Drugs for your example, or the religious right embrace of Reagan as our first divorced President. I'm too tired to even get started on Israel but, I'm confident we would disagree stongly.

IronBear -> RE: Get Right With God Now - Doom Is Upon You! (8/10/2006 7:46:43 PM)
Seeing that one reverent Ministers who was running in the last Federal Elections for the Family First Party (Extreem Right wing Christian Church ~ Assemblies of God~) and stated at a public rally that all witches and lesbians should be burned at the stake, I'm thinking that all Family First Members and the entire congregation of the AoG should be doused in petrol and made to race along a track lined with burning torch carrying Lesbians and Witches.. Good for the goose is good for the Gander......

LotusSong -> RE: Get Right With God Now - Doom Is Upon You! (8/10/2006 8:43:03 PM)
I hear the Glen Beck is the 4th Horseman :)

twicehappy -> RE: Get Right With God Now - Doom Is Upon You! (8/11/2006 4:07:38 AM)
Estring, you and mnottertail can jump into bed with us. We are flying down to Australia on our brooms with Jewel's lesbian daughter to carry torches to IronBear's torchlighting ceremony.

JustaDom -> RE: Get Right With God Now - Doom Is Upon You! (8/12/2006 2:04:42 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: twicehappy We are flying down to Australia on our brooms with Jewel's lesbian daughter to carry torches to IronBear's torchlighting ceremony. Wow, that was so close to being ecologically friendly. Flying on broomsticks uses no fossil fuels and so won't impact the environment, kudos to you on that. Using fossil fuels to turn people into torches is not so ecologically friendly. Can't we feed them to an endangered species of crocodile or something instead? Joe

Kedikat -> RE: Get Right With God Now - Doom Is Upon You! (8/12/2006 2:14:38 AM)
Maybe I am right with god. who the hell are you to say? Are you right with god? Cover all the bases. Only one chance. I didn't even look at the links. Where god is concerned, I think the internet and someone elses concepts fall even short of my own. But Jesus is just all right with me. Jesus is just alright uh huh.

ToServeIsToLive -> RE: Get Right With God Now - Doom Is Upon You! (8/12/2006 2:36:23 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Estring I wonder why you don't give equal time to dopey ideas from the Far Left as well? How about Ingrid Newkirk of PETA comparing barbequing chickens to the gassing 6 million Jews? See, being a fanatical athiest can lead to just as ridiculious conclusions. I won't say there doesn't exist crazy athiests. However, I don't think pinning fanatical vegatarianism on athiests is accurate either.

Kedikat -> RE: Get Right With God Now - Doom Is Upon You! (8/12/2006 2:52:06 AM)
I am a meat eating aetheist. And god covers me as well in that area. If science comes up with some good meaty stuff that grows in a DNA bubbling vat all the better. Let the cows roam free then. I am all for the animals we harvest being treated as best as possible. Nothing need suffer. I'll pay extra for good care and a better life for them. But till PITA converts all of nature to vegetarianism, reality bites. Bites a juicy steak. Or eats a gazlle alive in nature.

Chaingang -> RE: Get Right With God Now - Doom Is Upon You! (8/12/2006 3:46:06 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Kedikat I didn't even look at the links. Where god is concerned, I think the internet and someone elses concepts fall even short of my own. Trust me, look at the links... [:D]

IronBear -> RE: Get Right With God Now - Doom Is Upon You! (8/12/2006 5:26:13 AM)
"Trust me....." Yea Gods and little fishes, a Bushism!

twicehappy -> RE: Get Right With God Now - Doom Is Upon You! (8/12/2006 6:10:42 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: JustaDom quote: ORIGINAL: twicehappy We are flying down to Australia on our brooms with Jewel's lesbian daughter to carry torches to IronBear's torchlighting ceremony. Wow, that was so close to being ecologically friendly. Flying on broomsticks uses no fossil fuels and so won't impact the environment, kudos to you on that. Using fossil fuels to turn people into torches is not so ecologically friendly. Can't we feed them to an endangered species of crocodile or something instead? I do not think the Aussies would appreciate us poisoning their croc population, but we can use torches dipped in grain alcohol instead of fossil fuels.

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