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Gauge -> RE: A Boys question......... (8/10/2006 9:49:22 PM)
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Do you dress left, right or center (in case you suffer a hard on)?
This is an odd question. I have never suffered from a hard on... in fact, I find them most enjoyable. I have suffered at the hands of pricks though. I am left handed so I guess I dress right or else I would suspect someone would have told me by now.
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Scratch you balls in public (If so which hand do you use)?
Of course I scratch my balls in public. You wouldn't expect that I would scratch someone else's now would you? As far as the hand that I use... my own of course.
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Do you like the smell of sweaty balls?
I can't say that I have ever attempted to scratch my John Thomas and then put my fingers to my nose for any reason. Now, if, in a fit of silliness, I would do it to someone else, that would be a fucking hoot!
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Do you cock you leg when you fart and let it rip?
You mean there are other ways to do this? I have been told by witnesses that I have actually levitated for short periods of time during the expulsion of intestinal gas.
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If you said no to 4 (above), do you hild it in or try to ease it out with the chance that it will be either a solid or liquid fart?
Even though I find the question to be a bit on the personal side, I think everyone has experienced the 'fart.... oh shit' routine. It is especially embarrassing to do so when you cock your leg and let 'er rippppp!
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Have you ever lit a fart so your arse becomes a flame thrower?
Is the Pope Catholic? This is a right of passage between being a young, wet behind the ears, lad and an adult. The disturbing thing is that I found that others were compelled to look while I did this. It has to be a guy thing.
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If you answered yes to 6 (above) have you singed the hairs on your balls of toasted them?
Frying my nub-nubs is something I try to avoid. My ex has fried them enough. But the short, strong whiff of burning hair is unmistakable and a sure sign that you have injured your decor.
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