Emperor1956
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Merc posted on Engineers. I figured in self defense:
Three good college buddies who had gone on to become successful in their respective professions are having a drink at a backyard barbecue. There's an engineer, a mathematician and, of course, a lawyer. Each of them has brought his dog with him.
The beer flows, and the boys become expansive. They are each boasting about how incredibly smart their own dog is, and how well trained. Each guy states that he's trained his dog to perform in the best traditions of his profession. The lawyer says "Well, lets see what they can do!"
Suddenly the engineer jumps up, and brings over a huge plate of cookies. He sets the cookies on the ground, and says " T-square, do your thing!" The engineer's dog comes bounding over, sniffs the cookies...and in an amazing few minutes has used them to build a miniature dam, complete with running water, and working sluices. The dog sits, panting, and his master throws him a cookie and throws down the challenge to the Math guy.
The math guy calls out "HEY, Liebnitz" and his dog (a German shorthaired pointer, of course) comes bounding over. "Do your thing, boy!" And the dog sniffs, turns around....and immediately starts nibbling the cookies and laying them out until he has a basic proof of the commutative property. And then he lays out a cookie derived Fibbionacci sequence, and finishes with the four color map theorem. The lawyer and the engineer are impressed.
And the mathematician and the engineer say "Well...what can your "LAW DOG" do?" And the lawyer stands up and says "HEY Habeas! Come here boy!" and his big old dog comes running up. "Habeas, do your thing!"
And the dog fucks the other two dogs and eats ALL the cookies.
E.
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"When you wake up, Pooh," said Piglet, "what's the first thing you say?"
"What's for breakfast? What do you say, Piglet?"
"I say, I wonder what's going to happen exciting today?"
Pooh nodded thoughtfully.
"It's the same thing," he said.
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