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LotusSong -> True Friendship (Domme style) (8/11/2006 2:54:33 PM)
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"True Friendship"
1. When you are sad … I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.
2. When you are blue … I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
3. When you smile … I will know you finally got laid.
4. When you are scared … I will rag on you about it every chance I get.
5. When you are worried … I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining.
6. When you are confused … I will use little words.
7. When you are sick … Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have.
(Just kidding, you know I will hold your hair).
8.. When you fall … I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.
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