LaTigresse
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ORIGINAL: Owned1 All I can say is I tried phone sex but the phone was just the wrong shape and size, even the cordless dang that antena really hurt!! Owned Ouch! I remember early in my computer comunication days a woman I had chatted briefly with in a chat room them off and on with in IM land expressed an interest in talking on the phone. Well, she did not live on the other side of the planet, actually just a few hours drive away, so there was a potential for a meeting down the road. I said...."sure!!" I gave her my cell number which is secure and she just happened to call when I was cruising down a lonely county highway on the way to see a pig farmer about his insurance. At first things were all nice and chit chatty then she started getting a little more .....personal. I just thought that perhaps I was being uptight and too sensitive at first. Then she came off with a few sentences that stunned me speechless ( and this is NOT an easy thing to do!) Finally the reality sunk in, as she continued to blather on with her voice getting more laboured and breathless I started to giggle, then laugh. I thought it was the funniest thing I had ever heard....pretend talking thru a sex act. Needless to say the loud uncontrollable laughter rather ruined the mood for her and she got just a wee bit upset and hung up on me. I never saw her online again............
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My twisted, self deprecating, sense of humour, finds alot to laugh about, in your lack of one! Just because you are well educated, articulate, and can use big, fancy words, properly........does not mean you are right!
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