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Randomness - 8/11/2006 9:15:50 PM

DommePanties

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Well, this really has nothing to do with anything, but some 14 year old posted it on another site, and so I stole it.... Please do enjoy the childish fun.

Pick the month you were born.

January--i kicked
Febuary--i loved
March--i did the macarena with
April--i played with
May--i danced with
June--i murdered
July--i sang to
August--i had lunch with
September--i choked on
October--i smoked
November-- I yelled at
December--I ran over

Pick the day (number) you were born on:

1-------a paperclip
2-------a monster
3-------a phone
4-------a fork
5-------a gangster
6-------a mexican
7-------a llama
8-------my dog
9-------my best friends boyfriend
10-------my neighbor
11-------a ninja
12-------a banana
13-------chuck norris
14-------a stuffed animal
15-------a goat
16-------a pickle
17-------your mom
18-------a spoon
19-------myself
20-------a football player
21-------an ipod
22-------a fireman
23-------a noodle
24-------a squirrel
25-------a baseball bat
26-------my sister
27-------a cd
28-------my science teacher
29-------a permanent marker
30-------my cell phone
31-------A homeless guy

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:

White------Because i was high.
Black-------Because I was drunk.
Pink--------Because im NOT homosexual.
Red---------Because the voices told me to.
Blue--------Because im sexy and i do what i want
Green------Because I hate myself.
Purple------Because Im cool.
Gray--------Because thats how i roll.
Yellow------Because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars
Orange----Because i hate my family.
Other-------Because i keep it gangsta

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RE: Randomness - 8/11/2006 9:17:37 PM

DommePanties

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I had lunch with a fireman because that's how I roll......

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RE: Randomness - 8/11/2006 9:17:45 PM

MarksFantasyGirl

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I danced with a squirell b/c i'm NOT homosexual???? LMAO! that was great! thanks

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RE: Randomness - 8/11/2006 9:28:42 PM

kiska

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I played with a baseball bat because I'm cool ...

Uhm, not nearly as good as the squirel one. lol

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RE: Randomness - 8/11/2006 9:34:50 PM

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i choked on a banana because i'm sexy and i do what i want -- ain't that the truth!

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RE: Randomness - 8/11/2006 9:47:20 PM

cuddleheart50

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I did the macarena with a mexican because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars..

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RE: Randomness - 8/11/2006 9:48:57 PM

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i did the macarena with my sister because i'm sexy and i do what i want....now that's just wrong!!!!

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RE: Randomness - 8/11/2006 9:57:53 PM

WayWardSoul

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i danced with a phone -------Because i keep it gangsta

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RE: Randomness - 8/11/2006 10:03:27 PM

FelinePersuasion

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I yelled at a ninja Because i keep it gangsta

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RE: Randomness - 8/12/2006 1:15:03 AM

ToServeIsToLive

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I choked on a cd because I'm sexy and do what I want... : ( mines decidedly uncooler than most others. How do you choke on a CD anyway?

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RE: Randomness - 8/12/2006 1:21:22 AM

sexypet

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i smoked a monster because i am sexy and i do what i want, lol.

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RE: Randomness - 8/12/2006 1:27:08 AM

vield

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Could be the cd was a LOT better endowed than she expected under that skirt, lol.

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RE: Randomness - 8/12/2006 1:30:28 AM

ToServeIsToLive

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quote:

ORIGINAL: vield

Could be the cd was a LOT better endowed than she expected under that skirt, lol.

vield

Dang, you got me... That possiblity occured to me just after I clicked the button to submit the post.

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RE: Randomness - 8/12/2006 7:43:07 AM

LotusSong

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I played with a ninja because I'm sexy and I do what I want.

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RE: Randomness - 8/12/2006 8:49:45 AM

Tikkiee

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I danced with a noodle because I am sexy and do what I want

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RE: Randomness - 8/12/2006 8:51:27 AM

impishlilhellcat

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I sang to a baseball bat because I was high

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RE: Randomness - 8/12/2006 9:17:50 AM

ravn

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hmmm...technically having no shirt on would be other--right? in that case...
i sang to chuck norris because i keep it GANGSTA.

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RE: Randomness - 8/12/2006 2:41:05 PM

beenwhipped

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i sang to a banana because im sexy and i do what i want

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RE: Randomness - 8/12/2006 2:50:51 PM

Saratov

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I had lunch with a homeless guy Because i keep it gangsta

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RE: Randomness - 8/12/2006 2:55:01 PM

Chloelicious

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I did the macarena with a phone because i was high

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