cuddleheart50
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>Deep In the back woods, a hillbilly's wife went into labor in the
middle of
>the night, and the doctor was called out to assist in the delivery.
Since
>there was no electricity, the doctor handed the father-to-be a lantern
and
>said, "Here. You hold this high so I can see what I am doing." Soon, a
baby
>boy was brought into the world.
>
>Whoa there, said the doctor, "Don't be in such a rush to put that
lantern
>down. I think there's another one coming." Sure enough, within minutes
he
>had delivered a baby girl. "Hold that lantern up, don't set it down
there's
>another one!" said the doctor.
>
>Within a few minutes he had delivered a third baby.
>
>"No, don't be in a hurry to put down that lantern, it seems there's
yet
>another one coming!" cried the doctor.
>
>The redneck scratched his head in bewilderment, and asked the doctor,
"You
>reckon it might be the light that's attractin' 'em?
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