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vonzott -> Inflatable Date? Sure, which kind? (8/12/2006 5:42:14 PM)

A guy goes into an adult toy store looking for an inflatable sex doll.
He tells the guy behind the counter what he's looking for and the guy says, "Yup, we got those! You want male or female?"
The guy says, "female, of course".
The clerk then asks, "blonde or redhead?" and the guy, after only a seconds thought, says "redhead".
The clerk finally asks, "OK, Christian or Muslim?"
The shocked guy looks at him for a second and then asks, "Christian or Muslim?  What's the difference?"
The clerk says, "Oh, the Muslim ones are more expensive because they blow themselves up..."



magpies -> RE: Inflatable Date? Sure, which kind? (8/13/2006 10:09:04 AM)

Don't chador his sense of humour ?



vonzott -> RE: Inflatable Date? Sure, which kind? (8/13/2006 7:30:54 PM)

I probably speak for lots of people when I say, "huh?"



pounddog -> RE: Inflatable Date? Sure, which kind? (8/14/2006 6:33:33 AM)

Your not worried about posting something like this Salmon Rushdi has been i exile like 20 years ,  and that Danish Cartoonist caused riots,   oh man keep your flack jacket on with your shackles and collar ....



magpies -> RE: Inflatable Date? Sure, which kind? (8/14/2006 8:33:24 AM)

Is that a veiled threat ?



gooddogbenji -> RE: Inflatable Date? Sure, which kind? (8/14/2006 8:37:05 AM)

A chador is a muslim female garment.

And I thought it was funny!

Yours,


benji



magpies -> RE: Inflatable Date? Sure, which kind? (8/14/2006 8:46:52 AM)

Ayatollah Khomeini was Rushdie's burka-boo.



vonzott -> RE: Inflatable Date? Sure, which kind? (8/14/2006 12:54:24 PM)

Ah... see, now that I understand the reference, *I* think it's pretty darn funny, too!

Thanks for the cultural reference.  Hooray!  I learned something today.



magpies -> RE: Inflatable Date? Sure, which kind? (8/14/2006 1:04:10 PM)

Hijab-ed at me , but I held my mouth in Abaya-ence. 



jojoluvr -> RE: Inflatable Date? Sure, which kind? (8/14/2006 6:32:03 PM)

hmmm, i think we need an award for punniest person on the boards -- magpies has my vote.  very clever...and way to make light of a......hmmmm....how shall i say?.... otherwise incendiary (among other things) "joke" -- yeh, that'll work.

thanks, magpies!



Jeqal -> RE: Inflatable Date? Sure, which kind? (8/15/2006 8:53:55 AM)

oooh I thought a chador was something you eats with cheese!



magpies -> RE: Inflatable Date? Sure, which kind? (8/15/2006 9:15:28 AM)

I prefer salaam-i with my cheese.



Saratov -> RE: Inflatable Date? Sure, which kind? (8/15/2006 12:36:39 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Jeqal

oooh I thought a chador was something you eats with cheese!


Nah, it would be a kind of cheese. [:)]



magpies -> RE: Inflatable Date? Sure, which kind? (8/15/2006 2:10:43 PM)

Made from Kurds ?



magpies -> RE: Inflatable Date? Sure, which kind? (8/15/2006 2:14:04 PM)

Or is that whey over the top ?



vonzott -> RE: Inflatable Date? Sure, which kind? (8/16/2006 4:47:56 PM)

You need to be found.  And stopped.

:รพ



captiveplatypus -> RE: Inflatable Date? Sure, which kind? (8/16/2006 5:01:20 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: vonzott

A guy goes into an adult toy store looking for an inflatable sex doll.
He tells the guy behind the counter what he's looking for and the guy says, "Yup, we got those! You want male or female?"
The guy says, "female, of course".
The clerk then asks, "blonde or redhead?" and the guy, after only a seconds thought, says "redhead".
The clerk finally asks, "OK, Christian or Muslim?"
The shocked guy looks at him for a second and then asks, "Christian or Muslim?  What's the difference?"
The clerk says, "Oh, the Muslim ones are more expensive because they blow themselves up..."



I laughed out loud.



magpies -> RE: Inflatable Date? Sure, which kind? (8/16/2006 8:42:41 PM)

Tread Caerphilly my friend.



RubberWitch -> RE: Inflatable Date? Sure, which kind? (8/17/2006 4:32:25 AM)

Allah you should be ashamed of yourselves, apart from Vonzott, jihad a valid reason for starting this thread. Magpies should be ashamed more than anyone else, took a good joke and quraan it to it's extremes

J

(the shariah don't like it...)



magpies -> RE: Inflatable Date? Sure, which kind? (8/17/2006 7:36:32 AM)

Gouda you to say so, but hajj you nothing better to offer ?



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