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A rose by any other name ... alternatives to "puss... - 8/13/2006 6:30:21 PM   
MySweetSubmssive


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A few weeks ago, I got into a discussion with my best friend about how lame the word pussy is.  It's so passive and lifeless.  Cunt is definately more active, but it's harsh!  I've tried yoni (too new-agey feeling), the gate of my sex (nice, flowery, but a bit oblique), hoo-hoo (but only to make myself laugh).

In the course of a half an hour, we came up with words that *sounded* or felt right ... things that were briny, wet or sensuous:  papaya, spumoni, tsunami, sequential, zither, calamari, mandolin, lute, sashimi, mooshi, lotus, orchid, pomegranate and honeysuckle.

What alternate words do you currently use to describe that juicy well of womanhood?  What words sound right to you?

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RE: A rose by any other name ... alternatives to "... - 8/13/2006 6:32:04 PM   
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RE: A rose by any other name ... alternatives to "... - 8/13/2006 6:32:04 PM   
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None sound right to me but i have to laugh at my friend who calls it her fifi trixibelle
Fuckhole wud prob be best word.

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RE: A rose by any other name ... alternatives to "... - 8/13/2006 6:32:21 PM   
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RE: A rose by any other name ... alternatives to "... - 8/13/2006 6:35:14 PM   
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cutie patootie

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RE: A rose by any other name ... alternatives to "... - 8/13/2006 6:36:52 PM   
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oh sweet jesus -- no!  that's what i call my nephews...now i can never again. 



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RE: A rose by any other name ... alternatives to "... - 8/13/2006 6:37:48 PM   
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My ex was fond of giveing it cute little pet names.  Like tweeter. I felt like stereo equipment. Also thought the bearded clam was a funny name for it.
I had a pet once that called it girlbits, becasue he was embarassed to say anything dirty to me.

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RE: A rose by any other name ... alternatives to "... - 8/13/2006 6:38:07 PM   
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(laughing)


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RE: A rose by any other name ... alternatives to "... - 8/13/2006 6:39:01 PM   
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I have always been fond of punani.

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RE: A rose by any other name ... alternatives to "... - 8/13/2006 6:41:07 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: SupahBoy

I have always been fond of punani.


Nooooooooooo Ali G ruined that word big time

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RE: A rose by any other name ... alternatives to "... - 8/13/2006 6:43:54 PM   
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Actually, I think the best euphamism ever used was from the WWE wrestler the Rock, and his long speaches about "PIE" I near died laughing, every time.

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RE: A rose by any other name ... alternatives to "... - 8/13/2006 6:48:14 PM   
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the Rock sure did love his pie now didn't he
 
lets see . tuna monster ..... fuck hole is a favorite ... cock socket is another good one

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RE: A rose by any other name ... alternatives to "... - 8/13/2006 6:48:19 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: DiurnalVampire

Actually, I think the best euphamism ever used was from the WWE wrestler the Rock, and his long speaches about "PIE" I near died laughing, every time.


Ok now u reminded me of sumthin yucky and for that im gonna share it. Over here we call a pork pie a 'growler' and one of my members of staff who was gay used to call pussy a growler, sumthin about gettin past the crust, thru the smelly jelly and finally getting to the meat. Not a good pic. He also used to call it a gaping axe wound.

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RE: A rose by any other name ... alternatives to "... - 8/13/2006 6:48:45 PM   
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Farfalla  !  A co worker of mine many years ago used that word in reference to hers and I liked it, so I use it. I probably spelled it wrong, it means butterfly in Italian.

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RE: A rose by any other name ... alternatives to "... - 8/13/2006 7:14:57 PM   
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Maybe this song from Bob and Tom will give ya a couple ideas.

Artist: Bob And Tom
Song: Camel Toe
Album:

[" " CD]

You're a beautiful girl
And your pants are on so tight
That when you stand just right
I can see it all

When you're on the beach
And your bikini's soaking wet
I see a fuzzy silhouette
As I look down below
I see your camel toe

Your biscuit, your beavage
I see your cooter cleavage
Your monkey, your muffin
You ain't hidin' nothin'
Your coochie, your flapper
You're showin' off your snapper

Your camel toe
It looks alright so baby let it show
Looks like a big taco
I see your camel toe
(Merci madame, voila le bearded clam)

I could really go
For a sideways sloppy joe
Or a tuna casserole
Baby don't you know

I never thought I'd see
So much of your anatomy
Your jeans are so tight
I'm learning gynecology
I see your camel toe

Your (labia?), your vulva
Ooh ya know i love ya
Your (edna?) vagina, nothin' could be finer.
It's furry, it's fluffy, lookin' kinda puffy.
Your camel toe
It looks alright so baby let it show
Looks like a big taco
I see your camel toe
(Merci madame, voila le bearded clam)

Your biscuit, your beavage
I see your cooter cleavage
Your monkey, your muffin
You ain't hidin' nothin'
Your coochie, your flapper
You're showin' off your snapper

Your camel toe
It looks alright so baby let it show
Looks like a big taco
I see your camel toe

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RE: A rose by any other name ... alternatives to "... - 8/13/2006 7:17:05 PM   
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RE: A rose by any other name ... alternatives to "... - 8/13/2006 7:17:34 PM   
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AS sad as it may sound, my ex has used every word in that song to refer to mine during sex at one point or anther.  I LOVE hearing someone during sex, and I just wanted him to shut up. Its so hard to enjoy onesself when they are trying not to laugh at cutesy names during hot talk.

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RE: A rose by any other name ... alternatives to "... - 8/13/2006 7:20:47 PM   
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I have also hear a girl refer to it as her virginny

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RE: A rose by any other name ... alternatives to "... - 8/13/2006 7:25:23 PM   
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Where my Master grew up, they called it a "bird" or "cookies."

I remember my friends calling it a "twat" and others that have already been mentioned.

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RE: A rose by any other name ... alternatives to "... - 8/13/2006 7:27:00 PM   
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