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I think this is funny...... - 8/14/2006 1:24:59 AM

prdslave

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A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation to Jerusalem.
While they were there, the wife passed away. The undertaker told the
husband, "You can have her shipped home for $5,000, or you can bury her here,
in the Holy Land, for $150." The man thought about it and told him he
would just have her shipped home.

The undertaker asked, "Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your wife
home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you would
spend only $150?"

The man replied, "Long ago a man died here, was buried here, and
three days later he rose from the dead. I just can't take that chance."

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RE: I think this is funny...... - 8/14/2006 3:30:17 AM

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RE: I think this is funny...... - 8/14/2006 8:53:34 AM

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you are such a funny girl

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RE: I think this is funny...... - 8/14/2006 1:42:34 PM

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not funny at all. Nope, I got rid of that years ago, donated it to good will :P

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RE: I think this is funny...... - 8/14/2006 7:05:47 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: prdslave

Im not funny at all. Nope, I got rid of that years ago, donated it to good will :P

And I bought it with my birthday money.

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RE: I think this is funny...... - 8/17/2006 12:04:45 AM

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I hope you didnt pay too much for it.

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