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cuddleheart50 -> Lawn Mower (8/14/2006 5:04:02 PM)

When our lawn mower broke and wouldn't run, my wife kept hinting to me that I

should get it fixed.  But somehow I always had something else to take care of first,

the truck, the car, fishing, always something more important to me.

Finally she thought of a clever way to make her point.


When I arrived home one day, I found her seated in the tall grass, busily snipping

away with a tiny pair of sewing scissors. I watched silently for a short time and then

went into the house.


I was gone only a few minutes. When I came out again I handed her a toothbrush.

"When you finish cutting the grass," I said, "you might as well sweep the side walk."


The doctors say I will walk again, but I'll always have a limp.

Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is a husband.




ta2dqt -> RE: Lawn Mower (8/14/2006 5:53:25 PM)

:)




ThatLilBrat -> Husband (8/14/2006 6:59:25 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: cuddleheart50

".........

Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is a husband.

 
I will NOT substitute "Dom" for the bold face word above.
 
I won't ....  no matter how much I want to .... I won't.

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I am NOT a brat .... I am an educated posterior who has an insane drive to bring a smile to someone and entertain with my quick wit and creativity bringing forth the saying .... never a dull moment.
 




DiurnalVampire -> RE: Husband (8/14/2006 7:08:19 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: ThatLilBrat

quote:

ORIGINAL: cuddleheart50

".........

Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is a husband.

 
I will NOT substitute "Dom" for the bold face word above.
 
I won't ....  no matter how much I want to .... I won't.




OK, so we substitute MAN.. that covers Dom and sub... *hehe*




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