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ThatLilBrat -> Non-Pet Owners (8/14/2006 6:31:55 PM)
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Rules for Non-Pet Owners Who Visit and like to Complain About Our Pets
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Not sure if this one has been posted ...
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1. They live here. You don't.
2. If you don't want their hair and fur on your clothes, stay off the FURniture (that's why they call it "fur"niture.)
3. To you, it's an animal. To me, she is an adopted daughter who is short, hairy, walks on all fours and doesn't speak clearly.
Dogs are better than kids...
they eat less,
don't ask for money all the time,
are easier to train,
usually come when called,
never drive your car,
don't hang out with drug-using friends (unless the cat that also lives here has a cat-nip addiction, but that won't kill him/her).
They don't smoke or drink,
don't worry about having to buy the latest fashions,
don't wear your clothes, and
don't need a gazillion dollars for university -
and if they get pregnant, you can sell the children
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Smiles and Sunshine
That Lil Brat
I am NOT a brat .... I am an educated posterior who has an insane drive to bring a smile to someone and entertain with my quick wit and creativity bringing forth the saying .... never a dull moment.
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